Seamus went to Sunday Mass one day and the priest almost fainted when he saw him, because Seamus had never been seen in church in all of his adult life. After the Sunday Mass had ended, the priest approached Seamus and said, “Seamus, I am so pleased you decided to […]
Jokes tagged as: ten commandments
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. The class had already covered the first nine commandments and was ready to discuss the last of the commandments. The teacher asked the class if anyone could tell her what it was. Little Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, […]
A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said to the class, “And so the pig went […]
There were these two priests who rode their bicycles to church every Sunday. Well, one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bicycle. The other priest asked where his bicycle was. The first priest said, “I don’t know, but I think it got stolen!” The other […]
Little Johnny was walking down the beach, and as he did so, he saw a matronly woman who was sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked her, “Excuse me, but I wondered, do you go to church every week?” “Yes.” she replied. […]
