Have you ever thought that teenagers have a lot in common with cats? It all makes sense when you think about it, because: Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. No matter what you do for them, it is never enough. Indeed, all humane […]
The Best Funny teenager jokes
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A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”. “What is it, my child?” the priest answered. The teenage girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day […]
Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. Seriously, it’s true, I kid you not. It’s also true that neither teenagers or cats care about your furniture and are oblivious to how much anything costs. For all of you […]
For all those of you who have teenage daughters, or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers, here is a handy Teenage Daughter Owner Manual. Parenting is never easy and I think that bringing up a daughter when she becomes a teenager must be one […]
One Saturday evening a teenage girl came downstairs for her date and she was wearing a see through blouse and no bra. Her grandmother, on seeing her dressed like that, threw a right old fit, telling her that she looked like a slut and not to dare to go out dressed […]
Teenagers can be obnoxious can’t they. This is the response a Mother had when her teenage sone started banging on about the Children’s Bill Of Rights. My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. “Guess […]
A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway and after searching for what seemed like an eternity with no success, he realized that he had no choice but to go indoors and give his Mother the bad news. “Mom”, he said, “sorry but I lost my […]
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test, and he plucked up the courage to ask his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said that he would make a deal with his son: “Son, if you bring your grades up from […]