Did your school teacher use an “Add To The Picture” activity? It was Friday morning and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called “Add To […]
The Best Funny Teacher Jokes
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If you love teacher jokes then you have come to the right place because we have a great collection of funny teacher jokes here for you.
Whether it’s primary school, secondary school, high school or even that special school, there is a joke somewhere. We even have some Little Johnny jokes for you here.
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A Mother asks her son while he is doing his school homework, “Billy, how is your history paper coming along?” Billy answered, “My history paper is coming along fine. My […]
I bet that all school teachers dread having a class that has a smart arse kid like Little Johnny. Smart arse kids like Little Johnny always seem to come out […]
“Take a pencil and paper”, the teacher said to her class. “Now everyone, write an essay with the title “If I Were a Millionaire”. Everyone in the class began to […]
I got into trouble at school today. Our class teacher asked me what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t […]
A young man died and as so often happens in stories like this, he went to Heaven, where he found he was the third in line at the Pearly Gates. […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get […]
“It’s no good sir”, Murphy said to his English teacher. “I am trying to learn what you are teaching us sir, but everything you say goes in both ears and […]
It was the first day of the school year and the teacher asked her class, “What’s your father’s occupation?” Having asked a few of the other pupils, it was now […]
A group of former kindergarten students were struggling to become accustomed to first grade at school. The biggest hurdle they faced, was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. […]
A lady teacher at the school where I work recently got engaged and as a friend and colleague I offered her some marital advice. “The first ten years are the […]
Tyrone was a stupid and clumsy boy. None of his classmates at school liked him, because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, […]