The Best Funny Teacher Jokes

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Whether it’s primary school, secondary school, high school or even that special school, there is a joke somewhere. We even have some Little Johnny jokes for you here.


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What Kind Of Wife Would You Like

A second grade teacher was asking her class about when they grow up and what kind of wife they would like to have. First the teacher asked little Billy what […]

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The Sunday School Teacher

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked them this thought provoking question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of […]

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Where’s Your Homework?

“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head […]

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Bad Grades In School

Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went […]

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School Teacher

A school teacher was given a speeding ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge if he could give priority to […]

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If I Were A Millionaire

The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started […]

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Elementary School Teacher

An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students. One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known […]

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Whales

A teacher was telling her class about whales and said that even though a whale is a very large mammal, it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a […]

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Funny Faces

Little Johnny was sitting at his desk in kindergarten, making funny faces at anyone who would watch and disrupting the class. The teacher came by, saw what he was doing […]

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Sunday School

One day, a little boy came home from Sunday School with his parents. He seemed really sad and depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school […]

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The O’Connor Brothers

It was just a week after the new school year started and as usual the O’Connor brothers were already in trouble. While the other students had already been studying hard, […]

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The Chemical Formula For Water

Teacher: “Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny: “It’s H I J K L M N O, sir”. Teacher: “What are you talking about Johnny?” Little Johnny: […]