A Mother asks her son while he is doing his school homework, “Billy, how is your history paper coming along?” Billy answered, “My history paper is coming along fine. My history teacher suggested that I use the Internet for research and it’s been very helpful”. His Mother replied, “Really? That’s […]
The Best Funny Teacher Jokes
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I bet that all school teachers dread having a class that has a smart arse kid like Little Johnny. Smart arse kids like Little Johnny always seem to come out on top, yet they are always causing trouble and are full of wise-cracks, intended to wind a teacher up to […]
“Take a pencil and paper”, the teacher said to her class. “Now everyone, write an essay with the title “If I Were a Millionaire”. Everyone in the class began to write their essay, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair and folded his arms. “What’s the […]
I got into trouble at school today. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed out loud. My parents told me to always tell the truth, so […]
A young man died and as so often happens in stories like this, he went to Heaven, where he found he was the third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter was taking a much needed break, so an angel was admitting the newly arrived to Heaven and the […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get the answer that she expected. A teacher asked her pupil, “Thomas, if both of your parents were born in 1980, […]
“It’s no good sir”, Murphy said to his English teacher. “I am trying to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other”. “Goes in both ears and out the other?” the puzzled teacher asked. “But you only have two ears”. “You see, sir”, Murphy replied, […]
It was the first day of the school year and the teacher asked her class, “What’s your father’s occupation?” Having asked a few of the other pupils, it was now Little Johnny’s turn to answer. “My father’s a magician, Miss”, Little Johnny said. “How interesting”, the teacher replied, “What’s his […]
A group of former kindergarten students were struggling to become accustomed to first grade at school. The biggest hurdle they faced, was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. She would always remind them that they needed to use “big people words”. The teacher asked Susan what she had […]
A lady teacher at the school where I work recently got engaged and as a friend and colleague I offered her some marital advice. “The first ten years are the hardest”, I told her. “How long have you been married?” she asked me. “Ten years” I replied. Image used under […]
