It was the first day of the school year and the teacher asked her class, “What’s your father’s occupation?” Having asked a few of the other pupils, it was now Little Johnny’s turn to answer. “My father’s a magician, Miss”, Little Johnny said. “How interesting”, the teacher replied, “What’s his […]
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A lady teacher at the school where I work recently got engaged and as a friend and colleague I offered her some marital advice. “The first ten years are the hardest”, I told her. “How long have you been married?” she asked me. “Ten years” I replied. Image used under […]
A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them a story about a man who loved fishing. “Here is the situation”, the teacher said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and he is fishing. […]
John had fancied Marie, the pretty Sunday School teacher for a while, so during the Sunday service, while they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice,” said Marie. […]
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked the little lad, “How old are you?” The little boy held up four fingers. “Oh, you are four”, the teacher said. Making conversation with the boy, the teacher then asked him, “When will you be five?” […]
A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said to the class, “And so the pig went […]
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was disinterested in the lessons and kept messing around. The teacher asked him, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade miss. My sister is in the third grade and I’m […]
You might thing that teaching first grade is easy, but I assure you it’s not as easy as it might sound. A first grade teacher had a small number of children gathered around a table for a reading group. Having read the story, she gave the children a work sheet […]
Did you hear about the kindergarten teacher, who was trying to help one of her students to put on his boots? The little boy asked for help, and she could see why. With her pulling, and him pushing, his boots still didn’t want to go on. By the time the […]
During the summer holidays, a school teacher cracked several ribs in an accident, and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt, and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the school term, still with the cast […]
