Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get the answer that she expected. A teacher asked her pupil, “Thomas, if both of your parents were born in 1980, […]
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“It’s no good sir”, Murphy said to his English teacher. “I am trying to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other”. “Goes in both ears and out the other?” the puzzled teacher asked. “But you only have two ears”. “You see, sir”, Murphy replied, […]
It was the first day of the school year and the teacher asked her class, “What’s your father’s occupation?” Having asked a few of the other pupils, it was now Little Johnny’s turn to answer. “My father’s a magician, Miss”, Little Johnny said. “How interesting”, the teacher replied, “What’s his […]
A group of former kindergarten students were struggling to become accustomed to first grade at school. The biggest hurdle they faced, was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. She would always remind them that they needed to use “big people words”. The teacher asked Susan what she had […]
A lady teacher at the school where I work recently got engaged and as a friend and colleague I offered her some marital advice. “The first ten years are the hardest”, I told her. “How long have you been married?” she asked me. “Ten years” I replied. Image used under […]
A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them a story about a man who loved fishing. “Here is the situation”, the teacher said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and he is fishing. […]
John had fancied Marie, the pretty Sunday School teacher for a while, so during the Sunday service, while they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice,” said Marie. […]
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked the little lad, “How old are you?” The little boy held up four fingers. “Oh, you are four”, the teacher said. Making conversation with the boy, the teacher then asked him, “When will you be five?” […]
A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said to the class, “And so the pig went […]
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was disinterested in the lessons and kept messing around. The teacher asked him, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade miss. My sister is in the third grade and I’m […]
