A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them a story about a man who loved fishing. “Here is the situation”, the teacher said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and he is fishing. […]
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John had fancied Marie, the pretty Sunday School teacher for a while, so during the Sunday service, while they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice,” said Marie. […]
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked the little lad, “How old are you?” The little boy held up four fingers. “Oh, you are four”, the teacher said. Making conversation with the boy, the teacher then asked him, “When will you be five?” […]
A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said to the class, “And so the pig went […]
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was disinterested in the lessons and kept messing around. The teacher asked him, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade miss. My sister is in the third grade and I’m […]
Did you hear about the kindergarten teacher, who was trying to help one of her students to put on his boots? The little boy asked for help, and she could see why. With her pulling, and him pushing, his boots still didn’t want to go on. By the time the […]
During the summer holidays, a school teacher cracked several ribs in an accident, and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt, and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the school term, still with the cast […]
It was the first day of school after summer vacation, and the kids had all arrived in their high school English class, and were chatting away, busily making new friends. Then, in walked a very stern looking English teacher, and a hush fell over the room as the kids scurried […]
One day, the teacher was giving the class a history lesson about the first president of the USA, George Washington, and how as a young boy he had chopped down his father’s cherry tree. After the lesson had ended, the teacher said to his class: ” George Washington not only […]
A school teacher decides that she is going to give her class a lesson about vegetables. She turns and asks her class, “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny replies, “A turnip, miss.” “No Johnny,” says the teacher, “I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren’t you? It’s […]
