A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said to the class, “And so the pig went […]
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A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was disinterested in the lessons and kept messing around. The teacher asked him, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade miss. My sister is in the third grade and I’m […]
Did you hear about the kindergarten teacher, who was trying to help one of her students to put on his boots? The little boy asked for help, and she could see why. With her pulling, and him pushing, his boots still didn’t want to go on. By the time the […]
During the summer holidays, a school teacher cracked several ribs in an accident, and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt, and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the school term, still with the cast […]
It was the first day of school after summer vacation, and the kids had all arrived in their high school English class, and were chatting away, busily making new friends. Then, in walked a very stern looking English teacher, and a hush fell over the room as the kids scurried […]
One day, the teacher was giving the class a history lesson about the first president of the USA, George Washington, and how as a young boy he had chopped down his father’s cherry tree. After the lesson had ended, the teacher said to his class: ” George Washington not only […]
A school teacher decides that she is going to give her class a lesson about vegetables. She turns and asks her class, “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny replies, “A turnip, miss.” “No Johnny,” says the teacher, “I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren’t you? It’s […]
Here are some examples when a class of pupils turns into a teacher’s nightmare. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You […]
I had a computer programming class a while back, and sat directly across from a shy but pretty girl, with our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. That was when I reached between our computers and […]
“Show and Tell” is one of those days in the school calendar that is often highly memorable. Marjorie, who is a teacher at a grammar school in Miami, remembers this Oscar worthy “Show and Tell” presentation from one of her students… I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I […]