A second grade teacher was asking her class about when they grow up and what kind of wife they would like to have. First the teacher asked little Billy what kind of wife he would like then he was grown up. Little Billy replied, “Please Miss, I would like a […]
The Best Funny Teacher Jokes
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If you love teacher jokes then you have come to the right place because we have a great collection of funny teacher jokes here for you.
Whether it’s primary school, secondary school, high school or even that special school, there is a joke somewhere. We even have some Little Johnny jokes for you here.
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The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked them this thought provoking question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?” Little Amy raised her hand in the air and said, “Please Miss, I think it’s your […]
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head hung down in shame. “Johnny”, the teacher replied, “I have been a teacher for twenty years. Do you really expect […]
Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went up to his teacher, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my father […]
A school teacher was given a speeding ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge if he could give priority to her case as she was due to be back in class. The judge looked at her very sternly sternly and […]
The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started writing with a frenzy, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair with arms folded. “What’s the […]
An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students. One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe that these answers […]
A teacher was telling her class about whales and said that even though a whale is a very large mammal, it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because the throat of a whale is very small. A young girl in the class put her hand up […]
Little Johnny was sitting at his desk in kindergarten, making funny faces at anyone who would watch and disrupting the class. The teacher came by, saw what he was doing and said calmly, “Johnny, you had better stop pulling funny faces like that, your face might stick that way”. Johnny […]
One day, a little boy came home from Sunday School with his parents. He seemed really sad and depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about. He nodded, so his mother sat him down and asked him what […]
It was just a week after the new school year started and as usual the O’Connor brothers were already in trouble. While the other students had already been studying hard, the O’Connor brothers had already turned up late for class twice and hadn’t done their homework. So, when they turned […]
Teacher: “Johnny, what is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny: “It’s H I J K L M N O, sir”. Teacher: “What are you talking about Johnny?” Little Johnny: “Well sir, yesterday you said it’s H to O”. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Reading_and_Writing_Formulas.png