The Best Funny Tea Jokes

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Tea is a funny old drink isn’t it. There’s black tea, white tea, green tea and so many more brands and types with the strangest names.

Then some people like their tea strong while others like it weak, barely introducing the tea bag to the hot water. Is the water boiling or just hot? If it’s not boiling that won’t do for some people. Then do you have it with or without milk and sugar, or maybe with lemon, which is awfully posh!

There are plenty of jokes about tea, so having gathered a good collection here, we do hope you enjoy our funny tea jokes.


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Can You Brew Tea?

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Looking After His Young Daughter

One day, a father was left to look after his young daughter who was about 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little tea set for her birthday […]

Brussels Sprouts Flavoured Tea by Sainsbury's

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Teapot

So Paddy went for a job on this new building site in town. The foreman asked him the important questions that are naturally important for a labourer working on a […]