Welcome to our collection of funny tea jokes.
Have you ever heard the expression “A woman is like a tea bag”? What it really means is “You never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water”. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure that’s the truth! Image used under a Collective Commons […]
The Best Funny Tea Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of funny tea jokes.
Tea is a funny old drink isn’t it. There’s black tea, white tea, green tea and so many more brands and types with the strangest names.
Then some people like their tea strong while others like it weak, barely introducing the tea bag to the hot water. Is the water boiling or just hot? If it’s not boiling that won’t do for some people. Then do you have it with or without milk and sugar, or maybe with lemon, which is awfully posh!
There are plenty of jokes about tea, so having gathered a good collection here, we do hope you enjoy our funny tea jokes.
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So there was this Irishman applied for a job as a labourer on a construction site in Liverpool. The foreman looked him over and asked him, “Can you brew tea?” The Irishman replied, “To be sure, yes I can brew tea”. “Good, good”, the foreman said. “Can you drive a […]
One day, a father was left to look after his young daughter who was about 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little tea set for her birthday and it was one of her favourite toys, so while his daughter was happily playing with her favourite toy, her […]
We went to our local Sainsbury’s supermarket this morning, and on the shelf in the tea and coffee aisle I spotted a pack of Brussels Sprouts flavoured tea bags. I was stunned! Well definitely taken by surprise, because even though we love Brussels Sprouts, the thought of drinking tea that […]
So Paddy went for a job on this new building site in town. The foreman asked him the important questions that are naturally important for a labourer working on a building site. The first question the foreman asked was, “Can you brew tea?” Without hesitation, Paddy replied, “Sure, yes I […]