Patrick, Murphy and Seamus staggered out of a pub in Dublin and flagged down a passing taxi. The taxi driver stopped and seeing that they were so inebriated when they […]
The Best Funny Taxi Jokes
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We have some great funny taxi jokes for you and we hope you enjoy them. Taxis are a great source of funny jokes and stories, with funny taxi drivers and funny taxi passengers as well.
If you know of any good taxi jokes that we don’t have listed here, please leave us a comment and we will be pleased to include them, our goal being to have the best collection of funny taxi jokes online.
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