We have some great funny taxi jokes for you and we hope you enjoy them. Taxis are a great source of funny jokes and stories, with funny taxi drivers and funny taxi passengers as well.
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Murphy got a ride in a taxi so he could go into town. The taxi was about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the lights to change. The taxi driver wasn¹t sure his indicators were working, so he asked Murphy if he could look out the window […]
A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, where she had been drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of the taxi that had given her a ride home and quietly approached the house. She then opened the front door, took her […]
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A mother was travelling home in a taxi in Detroit with her twelve year old son one night. It was a horrible night as it was pouring down with rain and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings to try and keep themselves dry, instead of standing out on the […]
An elderly Jewish taxi driver in New York City was parked waiting for a fare when along staggered a woman who was clearly drunk, but not only that, she was stark naked, shoeless even. The drunk naked woman staggered right up to his taxi, opened the door, more fell than […]
A couple were going out for the evening. They had both got ready. She was all dolled up, he had a nice dress shirt on, they had put the cat out and both of them were ready for a night out on the town. The taxi arrived and as the […]
Two New York cab drivers met for lunch one day and one of them, who was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, was totally shocked when he saw that the other was driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! “Hey Luigi” […]
I know that parents should try and shield their children from things that ought to be beyond their years, but sometimes I think it’s better to tell the truth, rather than make up a phony story. The problem arises when a mother tries to hide the truth from her young […]
A man walked out of a building and by chance managed to hail a taxi that was just passing by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said to him, “That was perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank, Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did […]
A policeman caught Murphy driving his taxi down the road in Galway and he was driving well over the speed limit. Once he had managed to overtake him, which was no mean feat on the winding country roads of Ireland, the policeman stopped and got out of his car. The […]