Patrick, Murphy and Seamus staggered out of a pub in Dublin and flagged down a passing taxi. The taxi driver stopped and seeing that they were so inebriated when they got in and problably didn’t have a clue about what has happening, he decided to play a trick on them. […]
The Best Funny Taxi Jokes
Late one night, a woman who was totally naked and obviously very drunk, jumped into a New York City taxi. The cab driver, who was an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He kept staring at her and made no attempt to start the […]
A couple were dressed up and ready to have a romantic evening out at one of their favourite restaurants. They phoned for a taxi, turned on a night light, covered over their pet parrot and put the cat out in the back yard. The taxi arrived a short while after, […]
Murphy got a ride in a taxi so he could go into town. The taxi was about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the lights to change. The taxi driver wasn¹t sure his indicators were working, so he asked Murphy if he could look out the window […]
A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, where she had been drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of the taxi that had given her a ride home and quietly approached the house. She then opened the front door, took her […]
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A mother was travelling home in a taxi in Detroit with her twelve year old son one night. It was a horrible night as it was pouring down with rain and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings to try and keep themselves dry, instead of standing out on the […]
An elderly Jewish taxi driver in New York City was parked waiting for a fare when along staggered a woman who was clearly drunk, but not only that, she was stark naked, shoeless even. The drunk naked woman staggered right up to his taxi, opened the door, more fell than […]
A couple were going out for the evening. They had both got ready. She was all dolled up, he had a nice dress shirt on, they had put the cat out and both of them were ready for a night out on the town. The taxi arrived and as the […]
Two New York cab drivers met for lunch one day and one of them, who was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, was totally shocked when he saw that the other cab driver arrived driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! […]
I know that parents should try and shield their children from things that ought to be beyond their years, but sometimes I think it’s better to tell the truth, rather than make up a phony story. The problem arises when a mother tries to hide the truth from her young […]
A man walked out of a building and by chance managed to hail a taxi that was just passing by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said to him, “That was perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank, Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did […]