An attractive young woman walked into an accountant’s office and said to him “I need help to file my taxes”. The accountant said to her, “Well madam, before we begin, I will need to ask you a few questions”. He proceded to get her name, address, social security number and […]
The Best Funny Tax Jokes
The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil rights of children. An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge, stated that, “Mr. Claus has been violating children’s right to privacy and has been putting that information in a vast […]
Benjamin arrived for his Internal Revenue Service audit, accompanied by another man. Going over his tax records, the IRS official said, “Well sir, it appears that you have been living at a much higher level than your reported income allows. How do you explain that?” Benjamin replied, “I love to […]
The IRS rejected a tax return from a man who lived in New Jersey, after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, “Do you have anyone dependent on you?”, the man had written: 9.5 million illegal immigrants 1.1 million crack heads3.4 million unemployable scroungers […]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]
The old indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, while keeping an eye on the two US government officials that had been sent to interview him. “Chief,” one Government official began, “you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his […]
As it’s April I thought you might enjoy a seasonal joke. I warn you in advance though, it’s a terrible one… On his way to work a man had to swerve to avoid a cardboard box that had fallen off a truck right in front of him. A State trooper […]