A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her middle class parents. The boyfriend walked into the house and the girl’s parents were shocked to see that he was wearing a baseball cap backwards, had on a dirty t-shirt with slogans they didn’t understand, he was wearing torn […]
The Best Funny tattoos
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Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your heart to forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your orange Mohawk haircut, multiple tattoos, pierced nose and […]
A very distinguished looking Indian lady walked into a tattoo shop and sat down, waiting to be served. The owner of the shop, who was amazed to see such a sophisticated lady in his shop, ran over immediately and asked if he could help her. To his shock and utter […]
A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten. “He’s got tattoos”, she confided to her co-worker in a low voice, “in a very intimate place!” “You mean where I think you mean?”, gasped the beautiful nurse. “Yes! Isnt that odd? […]