Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your heart to forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your orange Mohawk haircut, multiple tattoos, pierced nose and […]
Jokes tagged as: tattoos
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A very distinguished looking Indian lady walked into a tattoo shop and sat down, waiting to be served. The owner of the shop, who was amazed to see such a sophisticated lady in his shop, ran over immediately and asked if he could help her. To his shock and utter […]
A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten. “He’s got tattoos”, she confided to her co-worker in a low voice, “in a very intimate place!” “You mean where I think you mean?”, gasped the beautiful nurse. “Yes! Isnt that odd? […]
Sometime this year, taxpayers in the USA will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
