Jokes tagged as:  tattoos

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Future Son-In-Law

Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your heart to forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your orange Mohawk haircut, multiple tattoos, pierced nose and […]

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Nurses

A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten. “He’s got tattoos”, she confided to her co-worker in a low voice, “in a very intimate place!” “You mean where I think you mean?”, gasped the beautiful nurse. “Yes! Isnt that odd? […]