A man got home late one night and his wife asked him where he had been. “I decided to go out and get a tattoo”, the man replied. “A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?” his wife asked him. “I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my […]
The Best Funny Tattoo Jokes
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Tattoos, you either love them or hate them, but on one thing we can depend, there are lots of funny tattoo jokes.
If it’s not the tattoo that’s funny, it’s where the tattoo is located. Some tattoos are out in the open, other tattoos are often hidden under clothing, but we have all kinds of tattoo jokes and hope you enjoy them.
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A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her middle class parents. The boyfriend walked into the house and the girl’s parents were shocked to see that he was wearing a baseball cap backwards, had on a dirty t-shirt with slogans they didn’t understand, he was wearing torn […]
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Here’s a handy list of things not to say to your pregnant wife. We all know how hormonal women get when they are pregnant. It’s easy to trigger mood swings, especially during the latter stages of pregnancy. Sometimes it pays to think twice before you open your mouth when talking […]
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A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten. “He’s got tattoos”, she confided to her co-worker in a low voice, “in a very intimate place!” “You mean where I think you mean?”, gasped the beautiful nurse. “Yes! Isnt that odd? […]