Tattoos, you either love them or hate them, but on one thing we can depend, there are lots of funny tattoo jokes.
A man got home late one night and his wife asked him where he had been. “I decided to go out and get a tattoo”, the man replied. “A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?” his wife asked him. “I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my […]
The Best Funny Tattoo Jokes
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Tattoos, you either love them or hate them, but on one thing we can depend, there are lots of funny tattoo jokes.
If it’s not the tattoo that’s funny, it’s where the tattoo is located. Some tattoos are out in the open, other tattoos are often hidden under clothing, but we have all kinds of tattoo jokes and hope you enjoy them.
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A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten. “He’s got tattoos”, she confided to her co-worker in a low voice, “in a very intimate place!” “You mean where I think you mean?”, gasped the beautiful nurse. “Yes! Isnt that odd? […]