Once upon a time, a man met a stunningly gorgeous woman and as soon as he caught sight of her, he fell madly in love and decided he wanted to […]
The Best Funny Swimming Jokes
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We have some really funny Swimming Jokes here on The Laughline and we hope you enjoy them.
Are you better at swimming or drowning? Please say “swimming”, otherwise you had better read fast to get through as many of our jokes as you can before you run out of air!
If you enjoy our jokes, please do use the links to share them on Social Media and help raise awareness so we can get more people laughing around the world.
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