The Best Funny Swimming Jokes

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Are you better at swimming or drowning? Please say “swimming”, otherwise you had better read fast to get through as many of our jokes as you can before you run out of air!

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The Swimming Race

I’d like to tell you about a swimmng race that was held in British Columbia, Canada, from the mainland to Vancouver Island. There were three competitors, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde and a stipulation was that they could only do the breaststroke. After about 14 hours, the brunette […]