Once upon a time, a man met a stunningly gorgeous woman and as soon as he caught sight of her, he fell madly in love and decided he wanted to marry her right away. Having asked this gorgeous woman to marry him, she said to him, “But we don’t know […]
The Best Funny swimming pool
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A Texas billionaire fell seriously ill and was taken into hospital. None of the doctors who examined him were able to figure out what was causing his illness. They had tried all kinds of tests, did several scans, consulted all the sources, but were still unable to determine the cause […]
Everyone loves a swimming pool, but only when it’s clean. Here are some funny signs that your swimming pool needs cleaning: That green tarp covering your pool? Look again, Sparky. Neighborhood kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline. That guy from Sunset Boulevard is REALLY beginning to smell […]
One day while Bob and Vivian were walking past the swimming pool at the mental hospital where they were patients, Bob suddenly jumped into the deep end. He immediately sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Vivian promptly jumped in to save him. She swam right to […]
This list of things I have learned from my children came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas . The poor woman, you really have to feel sorry for her. For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children nearing this age, […]
Mike called his home one afternoon, as he was feeling hungry, and was curious as to what his wife was making for dinner. I know that feeling, I’m like that too, but anyway back to the joke… “Hello?” said a little girl’s voice. “Hi, honey, it’s Daddy”, said Mike. “Is […]