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The Best Funny Survey Jokes
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Welcome to our survey jokes collection, we are pleased you found us.
So what kind of survey jokes do you enjoy? We have jokes about people being asked to take part in a survey, the results of some really funny surveys and also some funny surveying jokes, as in land or building surveying. Surveying can also mean looking looking around and assessing the situation.
That’s all scope for some terrific jokes (well a few bad ones as well) and we hope you get some good laughs out of them. Please do share our posts if you get a good laugh to help others to find them and have a laugh too.
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Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure because of the following: