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In a recent survey of women who had been married for ten years or more, eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. A further fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didn’t care, they would have married him anyway! […]
The Best Funny Survey Jokes
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Welcome to our survey jokes collection, we are pleased you found us.
So what kind of survey jokes do you enjoy? We have jokes about people being asked to take part in a survey, the results of some really funny surveys and also some funny surveying jokes, as in land or building surveying. Surveying can also mean looking looking around and assessing the situation.
That’s all scope for some terrific jokes (well a few bad ones as well) and we hope you get some good laughs out of them. Please do share our posts if you get a good laugh to help others to find them and have a laugh too.
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I’m sure you have at least once in your life had one of those occasions where you really have to go and you know that there is no way you are going to make it home without going. You know what I mean, we have all been there. A lot […]
One day, a hungry bear was sitting on the side of a river bank, watching a fish jumping out of the water trying to catch a fly. The bear thought to himself, “if that fly would just drop six inches, the fish would jump up to get the fly and […]
According to a new survey, women say that they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men, than they do undressing in front of other women. The reason is apparently that they feel other women are too judgmental about their appearance, dress sense, underwear etc. On the other hand of […]
An explorer in the deepest Amazon rainforest suddenly found himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation and believing them to not only be bloodthirsty but probably canibals as well, he said quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m screwed”. Suddenly, a ray of light fell from […]
Have you ever wondered what stresses men out the most when driving? Well there is always one way to find something like this out, so one hundred men were surveyed and asked what stressed them out most when driving. The answer that more men gave than any other, was that […]
A recent newspaper reader survey of 50,000 people in the USA revealed some surprising results. Have you ever wondered what type of people read the newspapers and which newspapers they read? This survey provided some enlightening insights, but what was most surprising, however, is that experts have found the following […]
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: