I had this long time friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, just looking at him as he would always look like he was leaning, so I suggested he went to see a doctor and have his legs checked […]
The Best Funny surgery
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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, both suffering with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND […]
Murphy went to the doctor complaining that he had a sore hip and it was making it hard for him to walk. After the doctor gave him a complete examination, he told Murphy that he would need a complete hip replacement. When the surgery was scheduled and Murphy was being […]
A wealthy Arab sheik was admitted to the hospital for surgery. As the sheik had a rare type of blood, the hospital didn’t have any and none could be found locally, a call was sent out to try and find anyone who had a match. After several days of searching, […]
There were two young boys in hospital, laying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room, waiting to have surgery done. The first young boy leans over and asks the other one, “What are you in here for?” The second young boy turns to him and says, “I’m […]
A man had a minor operation and was recovering from his surgery when a nurse asked him how he was feeling. “I’m ok”, he said to the nurse, “but I didn’t like the four letter word that the doctor used in surgery”. “What did he say”, asked the nurse. “Oops!” […]
A doctor went to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient had major hand surgery to both of his hands. “I’m so pleased to see you Doctor”, the man said excitedly and dramatically held up his heavily bandaged hands for the doctor to see. “Will I be […]
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and went in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. “Mr. Smith, you’re going to be just fine,” the nun said while patting his […]