Jokes tagged as:  surgery

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Hip Replacement

Murphy went to the doctor complaining that he had a sore hip and it was making it hard for him to walk. After the doctor gave him a complete examination, he told Murphy that he would need a complete hip replacement. When the surgery was scheduled and Murphy was being […]


A man has had a minor operation, and is recovering from his surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m ok”, he said to the nurse, “but I didn’t like the four letter word that the doctor used in surgery”. “What did he say”, asked the nurse. […]