A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of which of their professions was the oldest. “I think my line of work would win this one hands down,” the surgeon said. “After all, Eve was created from Adam’s rib, and that sounds like surgery to me.” “Maybe,” […]
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they are both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, “Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. […]
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break in between procedures, and were discussing their work, in particular which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The […]
Doing rounds, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” “Why does he keep doing that?” she asked a colleague. “Oh, he likes to call the shots around here.”
