We have some of the best surgeon jokes here, surgeons being the demi-gods of the medical world and a great source of funny medical stories. These are the cream of surgeon jokes, the others didn’t make the cut (intentional pun).
A father walked into the market to do some shopping, accompanied by his ten year- ld son who kept repeatedly spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they were walking through the market, someone bumped into the boy at just the wrong moment and […]
The Best Funny Surgeon Jokes
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We have some of the best surgeon jokes here, surgeons being the demi-gods of the medical world and a great source of funny medical stories. These are the cream of surgeon jokes, the others didn’t make the cut (intentional pun).
We hope you enjoy these surgeon jokes and of course please do share our posts with your friends if you find them funny.
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One night a man and a woman were both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They struck up a conversation and came to realize that they were both doctors. After about an hour of drinking and getting to know each other, the man said to the woman, “Hey, […]
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break in between procedures, and were discussing their work, in particular which types of patients were the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The […]
So a pirate walks into a bar and he is looking all beaten up and he is in a really bad way. The bartender says to him, “Hey, Long John, I haven’t seen you in a while. What on earth happened to you, you look terrible!” “What do you mean?” […]
There were two young boys in hospital, laying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room, waiting to have surgery done. The first young boy leans over and asks the other one, “What are you in here for?” The second young boy turns to him and says, “I’m […]
A man had a minor operation and was recovering from his surgery when a nurse asked him how he was feeling. “I’m ok”, he said to the nurse, “but I didn’t like the four letter word that the doctor used in surgery”. “What did he say”, asked the nurse. “Oops!” […]
Doing rounds in the hospital, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling out, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” “Why does he keep doing that?” she asked a colleague. Her colleague replied, “Oh, he likes to call the shots around here”. Sounds rather like a lot of surgeons actually. Image used […]
A doctor went to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient had major hand surgery to both of his hands during a procedure that had taken a renowned surgeon hours to perform. “I’m so pleased to see you Doctor”, the man said excitedly and dramatically held up […]
Apparently the American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new economic stimulus package and here is the ouctome of their findings . . . The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling […]
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and went in for coronary surgery. The operation was performed by one of the best surgeons in the hospital. All went well and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured of this by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. […]