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The Best Funny Supermarket Jokes
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We hope you enjoy this collection of Supermarket Jokes.The supermarket, the place where you buy all your groceries. It’s somewhere that most of us visit regularly, so there are plenty of tales to tell and lots of good jokes about supermarkets.
I’m sure we all have some funny stories to tell about a trip to the supermarket, or grocery store as it’s more commonly referred to in the USA. Whether it’s strange people in the store, problems finding products or interractions with staff in the store, we have it all here.
See also our collection of Grocery Store Jokes.
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