We hope you enjoy this collection of Supermarket Jokes.The supermarket, the place where you buy all your groceries. It’s somewhere that most of us visit regularly, so there are plenty of tales to tell and lots of good jokes about supermarkets.
A young man has been working as a supermarket bagger for five years, every day all he does is bag people’s purchases at the checkout. One day, the supermarket acuires a new orange juice machine. The young man is really excited and asks the supermarket manager if he can operate […]
The Best Funny Supermarket Jokes
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We hope you enjoy this collection of Supermarket Jokes.The supermarket, the place where you buy all your groceries. It’s somewhere that most of us visit regularly, so there are plenty of tales to tell and lots of good jokes about supermarkets.
I’m sure we all have some funny stories to tell about a trip to the supermarket, or grocery store as it’s more commonly referred to in the USA. Whether it’s strange people in the store, problems finding products or interractions with staff in the store, we have it all here.
See also our collection of Grocery Store Jokes.
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A woman was at the supermarket checkout, having completed the shopping at her local Walmart supermarket, where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. […]
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking […]
My new neighborhood supermarket has been refurbished, and they have really gone all hi-tech. Now this is a hi-tech supermarket like you can’t imagine. In the produce department, there is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. To add to the customer experience, just before the water mister […]
A man was observing a woman who was grocery shopping in the supermarket with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, “No.” The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and […]
A little old lady goes into the supermarket to buy some toilet paper. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper on the shelf, and decides that she needs some assistance. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all […]
