When they were on their way to a church service, the Sunday school teacher asked her little children, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping?” Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:St_George%27s_Church,_George_Street,_Dumfries.jpg
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of The Good Samaritan. She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?” A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up!”
The Sunday School teacher was describing to the children how Lot’s wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt. Little Johnny interrupted her with, “My Mommy looked back once while she was driving”, he announced triumphantly. “Is that so”, the Sunday School teacher responded, “What happened?” Little […]
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. The class had already covered the first nine commandments and was ready to discuss the last of the commandments. The teacher asked the class if anyone could tell her what it was. Little Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, […]
John had fancied Marie, the pretty Sunday School teacher for a while, so during the Sunday service, while they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice,” said Marie. […]
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked the little lad, “How old are you?” The little boy held up four fingers. “Oh, you are four”, the teacher said. Making conversation with the boy, the teacher then asked him, “When will you be five?” […]
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into […]
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them. They decided it must be because they had not been baptized and didn’t go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church, but only the janitor was there. One of the boys asked him, […]
