Jokes tagged as:  sunday school

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The Good Samaritan

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of The Good Samaritan. She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?” A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up!”

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Lot’s Wife

The Sunday School teacher was describing to the children how Lot’s wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt. Little Johnny interrupted her with, “My Mommy looked back once while she was driving”, he announced triumphantly. “Is that so”, the Sunday School teacher responded, “What happened?” Little […]

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How Old Are You?

When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked the little lad, “How old are you?” The little boy held up four fingers. “Oh, you are four”, the teacher said. Making conversation with the boy, the teacher then asked him, “When will you be five?” […]