A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male students, “Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?” “Sometimes, yes” replied the male […]
The Best Funny students
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The teacher of a third grade class always took the class role call each morning and just to make it more interesting, he had the students all answer by reciting a short poem. The first student who sat in the front row was a teachers pet. He stood up and […]
William and Howard are two college students in New York City. One day, they are riding the subway on their way to college, when a beggar approaches them and asks for spare change. William adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Howard, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls […]
A professor at Auburn University in Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural to a large audience of students. To get a feel for his audience, he asked them, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students in the lecture hall raised their hands. “Well that’s a […]
While making his medical rounds in a hospital in Dublin, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” the Doctor says, “this patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched”. The Doctor says to one of the students, “Murphy, […]
Here are some examples when a class of pupils turns into a teacher’s nightmare. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You […]