An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the […]
The Best Funny Student Jokes
Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went […]
Socrates, the ancient Greek philosopher, was well known for his wisdom. One day, he was walking through the streets of Athens when he came upon an acquaintance, who said to […]
The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started […]
An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students. One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known […]
The principal of an exclusive girls finishing school, where they teach young ladies to behave “properly” and not like “commoners“, was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today […]
A young Law student, who had just failed his Law exam, went up to the crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male […]
The university student was on a weekend trip back home in the middle of his freshman year. He turned and said to his mother, “Mom, I have decided that I […]
It was the first day of college and the Dean was addressing the university students, laying down some rules that they were required to follow. “The female dormitory is out […]
An attractive female student comes to the young professor’s office. She glances down the hallway, makes sure that nobody has seen her, then goes inside and closes his door. She […]
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question on the exam paper was, “Name seven advantages of breast milk over formula milk“. The question […]