A young Law student, who had failed his Law exam, went up to his crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student asked him, “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” The professor replied, “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t […]
The Best Funny student
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A university student was on a weekend trip home and said to his mother, “Mom, I decided that I want to major in political science and that I want to help to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice of you”, his mother replied. “Maybe you […]
An attractive female student comes to the young professor’s office. She glances down the hallway, makes sure that nobody has seen her, then goes inside and closes his door. She kneels in front of the young professor and pleads with him. “I would do anything to pass this exam”, she […]
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question on the exam paper was, “Name seven advantages of breast milk over formula milk“. The question was worth 70 points if answered in full, otherwise none at all. So obviously it was really important to provide […]
The young blonde student reported for her university final examination, which consisted of a series of “Yes/No” type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and when the examination began, she just stared at the question paper for what seemed like an eternity, although in reality I guess […]
The first year university student came running in tears to her father, crying “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did what?, her father said, somewhat shocked at what his daughter just said. “What did I tell you?” he asked. “You told me to put my money in […]
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was disinterested in the lessons and kept messing around. The teacher asked him, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade miss. My sister is in the third grade and I’m […]
It was the first day of school after summer vacation, the students had all arrived in their high school English class and were chatting away, busily making new friends. Then, in walked a very stern looking English teacher and a hush fell over the classroom as the students scurried to […]
It’s the first week of the college year, and a new batch of law students are attending their first lecture. The professor asked a student if he knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.