This is our collection of student jokes. You have to love students and some of the crazy things they do and it’s no wonder there are lots of jokes about them.
A young Law student, who had failed his Law exam, went up to the crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student asked him, “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” The professor replied, “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t […]
The Best Funny Student Jokes
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This is our collection of student jokes. You have to love students and some of the crazy things they do and it’s no wonder there are lots of jokes about them.
We have lots of student jokes here as well as funny student stories, from junior to high school and university as well.
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A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male students, “Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles?” “Sometimes, yes” replied the male […]
The university student was on a weekend trip back home in the middle of his freshman year. He turned and said to his mother, “Mom, I have decided that I want to major in political science and that I want to help to clean up the mess in the world!” […]
It was the first day of college and the Dean was addressing the university students, laying down some rules that they were required to follow. “The female dormitory is out of bounds for all male students and likewise the male dormitory is out of bounds to the female students”. There […]
An attractive female student comes to the young professor’s office. She glances down the hallway, makes sure that nobody has seen her, then goes inside and closes his door. She kneels in front of the young professor and pleads with him. “I would do anything to pass this exam”, she […]
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question on the exam paper was, “Name seven advantages of breast milk over formula milk“. The question was worth 70 points if answered in full, otherwise none at all. So obviously it was really important to provide […]
The young blonde student reported for her university final examination, which consisted of a series of Yes or No type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and when the examination began, she just stared at the question paper for what seemed like an eternity, although in reality […]
Rick was a student fresh out of high school and didn’t want to end up living off benefits like so many of his classmates, so he went for a job interview for what seemed to be a good paying job. The person from personnel who interviewed him, asked various questions […]
The first year university student came running in tears to her father, crying “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did what?, her father said, somewhat shocked at what his daughter just said. “What did I tell you?” he asked. “You told me to put my money in […]
Two Greek medical students were walking along the street in Athens, when they saw an old man who was walking with his legs spread apart. The old man was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people […]