An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the […]
The Best Funny Student Jokes
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This is our collection of student jokes. You have to love students and some of the crazy things they do and it’s no wonder there are lots of jokes about them.
We have lots of student jokes here as well as funny student stories, from junior to high school and university as well.
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Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went […]
Socrates, the ancient Greek philosopher, was well known for his wisdom. One day, he was walking through the streets of Athens when he came upon an acquaintance, who said to […]
The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started […]
An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students. One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known […]
The principal of an exclusive girls finishing school, where they teach young ladies to behave “properly” and not like “commoners“, was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today […]
A young Law student, who had just failed his Law exam, went up to the crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a group of students about how to perform a self-examination of the breasts and testicles. A female student asked one of the male […]
The university student was on a weekend trip back home in the middle of his freshman year. He turned and said to his mother, “Mom, I have decided that I […]
It was the first day of college and the Dean was addressing the university students, laying down some rules that they were required to follow. “The female dormitory is out […]
An attractive female student comes to the young professor’s office. She glances down the hallway, makes sure that nobody has seen her, then goes inside and closes his door. She […]
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question on the exam paper was, “Name seven advantages of breast milk over formula milk“. The question […]