The Best Funny Stock Market Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.needpix.com/photo/438849/stock-exchange-world-economy-bull-bear-boom-economy-pay-percent-plusThis is The Laughline’s collection of Stock Market Jokes.

Investing is a tricky game since you can make a fortune on the stock market or just as easily lose one.

There are Bull Markets and Bear Markets, insider trading and all kinds of scheming going on where people try to get rich quick.

I know in my case, I found one stock that netter me a very fat profit. I invested the rewards in Penny Stocks and now I’m back to where I started. Such is life, well especially in my case.

Anyhow, I hope you enjoy this collection of stock market jokes.


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Today’s Stock Market Report

Here is today’s Stock Market report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment was trailing.Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.Weights were up in heavy trading.Light switches were […]