This is a list of financial definitions which someone sent me many moons ago and which I thought extremely appropriate for today’s political and financial climate in the USA. If […]
The Best Funny Stock Market Jokes
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This is The Laughline’s collection of Stock Market Jokes.
Investing is a tricky game since you can make a fortune on the stock market or just as easily lose one.
There are Bull Markets and Bear Markets, insider trading and all kinds of scheming going on where people try to get rich quick.
I know in my case, I found one stock that netter me a very fat profit. I invested the rewards in Penny Stocks and now I’m back to where I started. Such is life, well especially in my case.
Anyhow, I hope you enjoy this collection of stock market jokes.
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