This is The Laughline’s collection of Stock Market Jokes.
This is a list of financial definitions which someone sent me many moons ago and which I thought extremely appropriate for today’s political and financial climate in the USA. If you combine the corruption of the Trump administration with the fallout from the Coronavirus, this is likely to be what […]
The Best Funny Stock Market Jokes
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This is The Laughline’s collection of Stock Market Jokes.
Investing is a tricky game since you can make a fortune on the stock market or just as easily lose one.
There are Bull Markets and Bear Markets, insider trading and all kinds of scheming going on where people try to get rich quick.
I know in my case, I found one stock that netter me a very fat profit. I invested the rewards in Penny Stocks and now I’m back to where I started. Such is life, well especially in my case.
Anyhow, I hope you enjoy this collection of stock market jokes.
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There is a lucky man who has three gorgeous girlfriends, but he is in a dilemna because he does not know which one of the three girlfriends he should marry. So, he decides to give each of the three girlfriends $5,000 to see how each of them spends it. Well, […]
Here is today’s Stock Market report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights […]
