A State Trooper was sitting in his patrol car at the side of the highway, waiting to catch speeders. He couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw a car drive past him that was literally just puttering along at 20 miles per hour. He thought to himself, “This driver is […]
The Best Funny state trooper
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Have you ever been stopped by a state trooper for breaking the speed limit while you were driving? I know I have, several times because the cop snuck up on me on the highway on a Sunday morning on my way into the office when the highway was clear and […]
A state trooper arrived on the scene of a horrific accident where a blonde woman had just totalled her car a few minutes before. Miraculously, the blonde woman was able to pry herself out from the wreckage of her car without a scratch and was in the process of applying […]
Helen was returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada. She was driving down the highway when she was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. She was so grateful that he gave her a warning instead of a ticket, that she […]
A State Trooper was in court and was being questioned by the Defence Lawyer while he was on the witness stand. Defence Lawyer: When you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? State Trooper: Yes your honor. Defence Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got […]
One day, a young woman was driving along the highway when she was pulled over for speeding. The New York State Trooper walked up to her car and flipped open his ticket book. The woman rolled down her car window and said, “I bet you are going to sell me […]
A Florida State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in a backroad that is popularly called “Lovers’ Lane”, with the interior light of the car brightly glowing. The trooper drives up slowly, stops his police car, […]
A middle aged man was really enjoying a drive down a country road in Indiana when he inadvertently drove through a police speed trap. He had only purchased his Mercedes convertible a few days beforehand, and as it was a perfect day for driving in the country, with no cars […]
Two guys were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walked up to their vehicle and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and the trooper smacked him in the head with the stick. The driver said, […]
As it’s April I thought you might enjoy a seasonal joke. I warn you in advance though, it’s a terrible one… On his way to work a man had to swerve to avoid a cardboard box that had fallen off a truck right in front of him. A State trooper […]