Two assassins were hired to kill a dictator in South America. They followed his every move for month after month, finding out that every day at noon he went outside and did his stretching exercises. The two assassins decided this would be their best opportunity to fulfill their mission. So, […]
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Flanagan and Murphy are two Irishmen who had signed up as mercenaries to fight for the rebels in a South American republic. Now, captured by government troops, they face a firing squad. “Is there any last word you would like to say before you are shot?”, the captain of the […]
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: