A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “Dad, how does this boat float?” The father thought for a moment, then replied, “I don’t rightly know, son”. The […]
The Best Funny son
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Two neighbors were out in their backyards chatting over the fence. One mother was bragging about her son to her neighbor about her son. She was saying, “Our son is a college student now. Why, he is so smart, every time we get a letter from him we have to […]
Murphy’s son Finan was returning from the local market, carrying a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him. All of a sudden, the crate fell to the ground, the door came open and the chickens went running off in different directions. The young boy was mad at himself […]
A mother was travelling home in a taxi in Detroit with her twelve year old son one night. It was a horrible night as it was pouring down with rain and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings to try and keep themselves dry, instead of standing out on the […]
I can clearly remember my first drink with my son. Do you remember the first drink you had with your son? I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and suddenly, I had memories come flooding back of the time I took my son out for his […]
Teenagers can be obnoxious can’t they. This is the response a Mother had when her teenage sone started banging on about the Children’s Bill Of Rights. My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. “Guess […]
The poor farmer and his wife had worked really hard. They had scrimped and saved so that they could send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled at college, their son started to grow a beard. Next, he grew a large moustache and sideburns. He was so […]
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?” The father thought for a moment, then answered him. “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she […]
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a […]
Two cannibals from Papua New Guinea, a father and son, were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle, where they hoped they would find some food, and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man, […]