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The Best Funny Snow Jokes
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Here’s a great collection of funny Snow Jokes to help warm you up on a cold Winter day.
Snow can be lovely when winter begins and everywhere is lovely and white and crisp. But then after a while it gets old, and many of us just long for the warmth of summer, me included.
Months of snow can be depressing, I know because I used to live in the Midwestern USA.
So let’s see if we can cheer you up with some snow jokes to help brighten up a cold winters day. We hope you enjoy them.
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