The Best Funny Snow Jokes

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Snow can be lovely when winter begins and everywhere is lovely and white and crisp. But then after a while it gets old, and many of us just long for the warmth of summer, me included.

Months of snow can be depressing, I know because I used to live in the Midwestern USA.

So let’s see if we can cheer you up with some snow jokes to help brighten up a cold winters day. We hope you enjoy them.


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Heavy Snow Storm

One winter night, a heavy snow storm had covered a woman’s van with snow and it was stuck in their driveway, preventing her from driving it to work. Her husband […]

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Winter Power Cut

I had a winter power cut at my house this morning. It’s just what you need this time of year isn’t it! It’s cold and dark outside, you have no […]

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The Secretary

The rather attractive secretary entered her boss’s office one morning, to find him standing there, staring out of the office window. Seeing her enter the room, he proclaimed idly, “It’s […]

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Tornado Season

One day as tornado season was about to begin, a weatherman was sent to Missouri to interview the locals about how they coped when they knew there was a bad […]

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Thick Snow

It had been a terrible winter for the Highlands of Scotland with most of the land being buried under thick snow. It had been a colder winter than normal and […]

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A Blonde In Winter

A blonde woman was driving her car one winter day in the Midwest USA. A a truck stopped for a red light and she caught up and stopped alongside it. […]

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It’s Snowing In Northern Minnesota

I guess this is what you might expect when it’s snowing in Northern Minnesota. One winter morning in Northern Minnesota, it was blowing a blizzard outside. Meanwhile, inside, a husband […]

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Winter In South Dakota

One morning in the middle of winter in South Dakota, a husband and his blonde wife were sitting in their kitchen, listening to the weather forecast on the radio while […]

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Wife Hates Winter

I just had a Christmas phone call from a friend of mine who lives in Michigan. He said his wife hates winter. Since early this morning, he told me, the […]