The Best Funny Snake Jokes

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Seeing a snake is no joke , especially in my wife’s case. If she saw one she would have a heart attack! We hope you enjoy our collection of slippery slithery snake jokes.

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Rattlesnakes

The summer heat had caused the area to experience an infestation of rattlesnakes. An infantry platoon, which had been training in the area, were learning about methods to counter offensive […]

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If Adam And Eve Were Chinese

My dad once told me that he reckoned if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still all be living in Paradise. “Why is that Dad?” I asked him. […]

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The Mousetrap

A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package that was on the kitchen table. “What delicious food might […]

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The Old Snake

An old snake found that his eyesight was no longer as good as it was, so he went to see his Doctor. “Please Doctor, I need something for my eyes, […]

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After The Flood

It rained and rained non stop for 40 days and 40 nights and the Earth was flooded. Noah’s Ark, with it’s precious cargo of all the creatures in the world, […]

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Holiday In The American Midwest

A Scottish couple were returning home from a long holiday in the American Midwest. They were amazed by the different kinds of wildlife that they found in the Midwest and […]

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Medical Examination

As I am getting on a bit in years and retired a couple of years ago, during my recent medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. […]

Snake Surprise (Prank Video)

I bet that even if you have been surprised by a snake, you have never had a snake surprise like this one. Just imagine, there you are drifting happily down […]

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Huge Dead Snake

This huge dead snake is MASSIVE! Watch this funny You Tube snake video and be astounded. Keep watching until the end.

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A Bad Case Of The Trouser Snake Blues

We have all heard of the term “trouser snake”, but this is a REAL case of someone having a bad case of the trouser snake blues. When Mark Saunders of […]

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Conversation Between God And Eve

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this […]

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The Longest Joke In The World

This has to absolutely positively be the longest joke in the world and by a long way too. So please bear with me as the story unravels and enjoy… Our story […]