The summer heat had caused the area to experience an infestation of rattlesnakes. An infantry platoon, which had been training in the area, were learning about methods to counter offensive tactics by an enemy. Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition each to counter the rattlesnake danger, […]
The Best Funny Snake Jokes
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My dad once told me that he reckoned if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still all be living in Paradise. “Why is that Dad?” I asked him. “Son”, he said, “Because if Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody […]
A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package that was on the kitchen table. “What delicious food might this package contain?” the mouse thought to himself. He was in the mood for a delicious morsel of something. “Maybe […]
An old snake found that his eyesight was no longer as good as it was, so he went to see his Doctor. “Please Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see well these days”, the snake said. The Doc fixed him up with a pair of glasses and […]
It rained and rained non stop for 40 days and 40 nights and the Earth was flooded. Noah’s Ark, with it’s precious cargo of all the creatures in the world, two of each, floated around for a while, so the Bible tells us, and then after the floodwaters began to […]
A Scottish couple were returning home from a long holiday in the American Midwest. They were amazed by the different kinds of wildlife that they found in the Midwest and decided that it would be a good idea to try and smuggle a couple of “exotic pets” into the United […]
As I am getting on a bit in years and retired a couple of years ago, during my recent medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. So, I described to him what a typical day in my life was like these days… “Well Doctor, yesterday afternoon, […]
I bet that even if you have been surprised by a snake, you have never had a snake surprise like this one. Just imagine, there you are drifting happily down the lazy river in your tube, when you see people on the river bank who are looking for a poisonous […]
This huge dead snake is MASSIVE! Watch this funny You Tube snake video and be astounded. Keep watching until the end.
We have all heard of the term “trouser snake”, but this is a REAL case of someone having a bad case of the trouser snake blues. When Mark Saunders of Southbourne (outside Bournemouth on the South Coast of England) went out late one evening to get a packet of cigarettes, […]
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedian of a snake, but I’m just not happy.” […]
This has to absolutely positively be the longest joke in the world and by a long way too. So please bear with me as the story unravels and enjoy… Our story begins with a man crawling through the desert. He is hot, it’s dry, it’s sandy and he is lost and […]