The summer heat had caused the area to experience an infestation of rattlesnakes. An infantry platoon was training in the area, learning about methods to counter offensive tactics. Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition each to counter this danger, as several men had already suffered from […]
Jokes tagged as: Snake Jokes
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My dad once told me that he reckoned that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple! Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jan_Brueghel_de_Oude_en_Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_Het_aards_paradijs_met_de_zondeval_van_Adam_en_Eva.jpg
A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. “What delicious food might this package contain?” the mouse thought to himself. He was devastated to discover that it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed a […]
An old snake found that his eyesight was no longer as good as it was, so he went to see his Doctor. “Please Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see well these days”, the snake said. The Doc fixed him up with a pair of glasses and […]
It rained and rained non stop for 40 days and 40 nights and the Earth was flooded. Noah’s Ark, with it’s precious cargo of all the creatures in the world, two of each, floated around for a while, so the Bible tells us, and then after the floodwaters began to […]
A Scottish couple are returning home from a long holiday in the American Midwest. They were amazed by the different kinds of wildlife that they found in the Midwest, and decide to try and smuggle a couple of pets into the United Kingdom, a snake and a skunk. “How are […]
Have you ever had a snake surprise like this? So there you are drifting happily down the lazy river in your tube, when you see people on the river bank who are looking for a poisonous snake. Next thing you know…
This dead snake is MASSIVE! Watch this You Tube video and be astounded.
We have all heard of the term “trouser snake”, but this is a REAL case of someone having the trouser snake blues. When Mark Saunders of Southbourne (outside Bournemouth on the South Coast of England) went out late one evening to get a packet of cigarettes, he had an unpleasant […]
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is […]
