Jokes tagged as:  Snake Jokes

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Seeing a snake is no joke , especially in my wife’s case. If she saw one she would have a heart attack! We hope you enjoy our collection of slippery slithery snake jokes.

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Rattlesnakes

The summer heat had caused the area to experience an infestation of rattlesnakes. An infantry platoon was training in the area, learning about methods to counter offensive tactics. Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition each to counter this danger, as several men had already suffered from […]

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After The Flood

It rained and rained non stop for 40 days and 40 nights and the Earth was flooded. Noah’s Ark, with it’s precious cargo of all the creatures in the world, two of each, floated around for a while, so the Bible tells us, and then after the floodwaters began to […]