The Best Funny Sister Jokes

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With sisters, although they might get on perfectly well at times, there is always that sibling rivalry, so you never can quite predict what’s going to happen. It’s even worse with twins, and we also have a collection of Twin Jokes that you might enjoy.

Of course, Sisters can also refer to Nuns and we also have a great collection of Nun Jokes. You can count on us for jokes about pretty much any topic.

We are always looking to try and get more people laughing to make the world a happier place to live, so if you can help us by sharing our jokes, we would really appreciate it.


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Two Old Maid Sisters

Once upon a time there were two old maid sisters who had never been with a man before and who being now middle aged were both still virgins. One Friday […]

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Two Young Children In Church

Two young children were sitting in church and young four year old Gary just wouldn’t stop talking and giggling during the service. His older sister Geraldine, who was six, had […]

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Annie Oakley’s Sister

Have you heard about Annie Oakley’s sister? You haven’t? Well then, I guess today is going to be another school day for you if you care to read on. I […]

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Two Middle Aged Sisters

Two middle aged sisters lived together on the edge of a small village and managed the farm that their parents had left to them. They very much kept to themselves, […]

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Grandpa Please Make A Noise Like A Frog

A young boy and his sister were talking to each other, discussing something that was obviously important to them, when the little boy got up, walked across the living room […]

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After The Christening

I got to thinking the other day that sometimes as parents we don’t realise what older siblings have to go through after the christening of their younger brother or sister. […]

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Big Feet

Three sisters, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny had one thing in common, they all had big feet. One day, all three of them went into a panic because they had been […]

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What’s Your Father’s Occupation?

It was the first day of the school year and the teacher asked her class, “What’s your father’s occupation?” Having asked a few of the other pupils, it was now […]

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Two Nuns Shopping At The 7-Eleven

Two nuns were shopping for some items on a hot summer evening at a 7-Eleven store. As they were passing the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t […]

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This Old House Is Our New House

Last fall my husband and I purchased an old house in northern New York State from two elderly sisters and it became our new house. Having moved into our new […]

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The Young Priest

The young priest got up in the morning and went to breakfast. On his way there, he passed two nuns and he said to them, “Good morning sisters”. The two […]

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Little Sister

Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You […]