Here you can find some of the best funny Sister Jokes to be found anywhere online. We hope you enjoy them.
Two middle aged sisters lived together and managed the farm that their parents had left to them. They very much kept to themselves, so were both spinsters. They were both also rather timid and all their lives they had both had an extreme fear of electric storms, thunder and lightning […]
The Best Funny Sister Jokes
11 posts
Here you can find some of the best funny Sister Jokes to be found anywhere online. We hope you enjoy them.
With sisters, although they might get on perfectly well at times, there is always that sibling rivalry, so you never can quite predict what’s going to happen. It’s even worse with twins, and we also have a collection of Twin Jokes that you might enjoy.
Of course, Sisters can also refer to Nuns and we also have a great collection of Nun Jokes. You can count on us for jokes about pretty much any topic.
We are always looking to try and get more people laughing to make the world a happier place to live, so if you can help us by sharing our jokes, we would really appreciate it.
Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonpier/4566677730/
Three sisters, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny had one thing in common, they all had big feet. One day, all three of them went into a panic because they had been invited to a fancy party where there would be dancing, lots of dancing. As they loved dancing but didn’t have […]
It was the first day of the school year and the teacher asked her class, “What’s your father’s occupation?” Having asked a few of the other pupils, it was now Little Johnny’s turn to answer. “My father’s a magician, Miss”, Little Johnny said. “How interesting”, the teacher replied, “What’s his […]
Two nuns were shopping for some items on a hot summer evening at a 7-Eleven store. As they were passing the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening Sister Mary?” The second nun answered her, […]
Last fall my husband and I purchased an old house in northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Having moved into our new house and with Winter fast approaching, I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation. “If they could live here all those years, so can we!” […]
The young priest got up in the morning and went to breakfast. On his way there, he passed two nuns and he said to them, “Good morning sisters”. The two nuns looked at him in a strange way and replied in a sing song manner, “You got up on the […]
Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You just don’t see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back […]
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?” The father thought for a moment, then answered him. “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she […]
A man goes to visit his grandfather who is 95 years old and in a nursing home. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “I’m feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson. “Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied. “And the nursing. Are they taking […]
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. It was a great day and the triple wedding went according to plan, everyone had a great time, especially the three brides. As a further step to […]