If you were a fly on the wall you could have sensed the tension in Paddy’s house today. Paddy’s Wife: “What are you doing Paddy?” Paddy: “Nothing Siobhan, why?” Paddy’s Wife: “Nothing? You’ve been sitting there reading our marriage certificate for over an hour”. Paddy: “Well, I was looking for […]
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Paddy’s lawn mower broke down and wouldn’t work, so his wife, Siobhan, kept hinting to him that he should get it fixed as the grass on their lawn was starting to get really long. Somehow though, Paddy always had something else to take care of first, his truck, the car, […]
For a special birthday treat, Liam had taken his fiancee Siobhan out for a fancy meal at a posh restaurant. The menu looked rather too expensive for Liam’s wallet, so while he perused the menu, he gradually whittled down Siobhan’s choice to either chicken and salad. Finally, they both decided […]
Siobhan had been out on a blind date and the following morning, her best friend Clodagh asked her how it went. “How was your blind date?” Clodagh asked her. “It was terrible”, Siobhan said. “He showed up in a 1932 Rolls-Royce”. “Wow! What’s so terrible about that?” Clodagh asked. “He […]
Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village present at the community hall where the wedding reception was held. As you might expect at an Irish wedding, there was lots of dancing and gaiety and of course lots of drink to […]