The Best Funny Silver Jokes

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SIlver Cutlery Knives Forks Spoons Silverware. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/cutlery-silverware-knives-forks-377700/Welcome to our collection of silver jokes.This is an unusual category for jokes and silver might refer to the precious metal, the colour silver, silver fillings in your teeth, slang for coins or even silver hair which comes with age.

Whatever the reason for it being grouped here under silver jokes, I’m sure you will find something funny to have a good laugh at. Enjoy.


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Social Security

A retired gentleman went into the Social Security office to apply for Social Security benefits. After waiting in line a long time he eventually got to the counter. The woman […]

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Blonde Girl And A Redhead

A blonde girl and her redhead friend met in a bar after work for a drink. While they were sitting there chatting, the 6 o’clock television news came on and […]

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The Leprechaun’s Rainbow

Michael, Seamus and Paddy were out walking one day, when they came across a friendly Leprechaun, who kindly took them to the top of his rainbow where they sat for […]

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I’m Rich!

I realized the other day that now I am old, I’m rich! I’ve got: Silver in the hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the BloodLead […]