A retired gentleman went into the Social Security office to apply for Social Security benefits. After waiting in line a long time he eventually got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized […]
The Best Funny Silver Jokes
A blonde girl and her redhead friend met in a bar after work for a drink. While they were sitting there chatting, the 6 o’clock television news came on and showed a story of a man who was threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde girl bet the […]
Michael, Seamus and Paddy were out walking one day, when they came across a friendly Leprechaun, who kindly took them to the top of his rainbow where they sat for a while just admiring the view. “If you slide down the rainbow”, the Leprechaun said to them, “and you shout […]
I realized the other day that now I am old, I’m rich! I’ve got: Silver in the hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the BloodLead in the Rump Iron in the Arteries And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I would accumulate […]