I was shopping one day at the mall, and suddenly noticed that the car keys weren’t in my pockets. In a panic, I realized that I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my […]
Jokes tagged as: shopping
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A man was observing a woman who was grocery shopping in the supermarket with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, “No.” The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and […]
A little old lady goes into the grocery store to buy some toilet paper. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper on the shelf, and decides that she needs some assistance. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in […]
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to five dollars when her mobile phone rang. It was a […]
