Jokes tagged as:  shopping

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Greeting Cards

Little Johnnie was in the card shop and had been pawing over the selection of greeting cards for some time. He wandered from one end of the row of cards to the other and then back again, without actually selecting anything. The assistant, noticing this, wandered over to him and […]

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Garden Center

A man went shopping at a local garden center. Having looked around for a while, he went up to the counter and said to the cashier, “Can I have four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those giant sunflowers, and one of those bent over grandmas […]

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Car Keys

I was shopping one day at the mall, and suddenly noticed that the car keys weren’t in my pockets. In a panic, I realized that I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my […]