There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man… One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at a shopping mall. “Excuse me Miss”, the older man said, “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk […]
The Best Funny shopping
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Billy was walking through the shopping mall. He went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper several fake notes and started to leave. The shopkeeper called out to him, “Excuse me little boy, this isn’t real money”. Billy continued walking out of the shop and […]
A three year old girl went shopping with her mother and grandma, who was a rather large woman. Being rather large, the girl’s grandma often had a hard time finding clothes that would fit her. When the grandma picked out a yellow suit, the little girl went into the dressing […]
Little Johnnie was in the card shop and had been pawing over the selection of greeting cards for some time. He wandered from one end of the row of cards to the other and then back again, without actually selecting anything. The assistant, noticing this, wandered over to him and […]
A man went shopping at a local garden center. Having looked around for a while, he went up to the counter and said to the cashier, “Can I have four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of those giant sunflowers, and one of those bent over grandmas […]
Two nuns were shopping for some items on a hot summer evening at a 7-Eleven store. As they were passing the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening Sister Mary?” The second nun answered her, […]
I was shopping one day at the mall, and suddenly noticed that the car keys weren’t in my pockets. In a panic, I realized that I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my […]
A man was observing a woman who was grocery shopping in the supermarket with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, “No.” The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and […]
A little old lady goes into the supermarket to buy some toilet paper. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper on the shelf, and decides that she needs some assistance. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all […]
