The Best Funny shopping

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The Flower Shop

A man went into a flower shop, looked around and seemed rather unsure as to what he was looking for, so the florist asked him if she could be of […]

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Shopping With His Mother

So a little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out after trying on some new outfits […]

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The Grocery Store

A young man was shopping for a few items in the grocery store when he noticed an elderly lady following him around. He thought nothing of it, ignored her and […]

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An Attractive Woman

A married man was grocery shopping at his local supermarket when he noticed that a very attractive woman was waving at him. She walked up to him and said, “Hello” […]

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The Wisdom of an Older Man

There is something to be said for the wisdom of an older man… One day, an older man approached an attractive young woman who was sitting on a bench at […]

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Toy Plane

Billy was walking through the shopping mall. He went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper several fake notes and started to leave. The shopkeeper […]

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Shopping With Grandma

A three year old girl went out clothes shopping with her mother and grandma, who was a rather large woman. Being rather large, the girl’s grandma often had a hard […]

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Greeting Cards

Little Johnnie was in the card shop and had been pawing over the selection of greeting cards for some time. He wandered from one end of the row of cards […]

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Garden Center

A man went shopping at his local garden center to try and find some ornaments and other decor for his garden to make it look nicer. Having looked around the […]

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Two Nuns Shopping At The 7-Eleven

Two nuns were shopping for some items on a hot summer evening at a 7-Eleven store. As they were passing the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t […]

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Shopping Mall

Do you remember your first time in a shopping mall? Did you find it pretty amazing? One day, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for […]

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Two Irishmen Shopping

Two Irishmen were walking along a street in London, browsing in all the shop windows that they passed. Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign […]