The Best Funny Shoplifting Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/imcomkorea/6924929159We have some really funny Shoplifting Jokes for you here. I know shoplifting isn’t a nice topic, but it’s one that has spawned a lot of really funny jokes. We hope you enjoy the selection of shoplifting jokes we have for you.


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Chocolate Limericks

We all love Limericks, those short five line poems that are so catchy, but have you ever seen any Chocolate Limericks? We haven’t here at The Laughline either, so we […]

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Shoplifting A Rolex Watch

A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while he was trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store. The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, […]

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Shoplifting

At the Dublin Court House last Wednesday, Mrs O’Hennessy was charged with shoplifting a tin of peaches from a local supermarket. The Judge asked the prosecuting solicitor, “How many peaches […]

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Seagull Stealing Doritos

A seagull in the UK has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the manager isn’t looking and then boldly walks into […]