We all love Limericks, those short five line poems that are so catchy, but have you ever seen any Chocolate Limericks? We haven’t here at The Laughline either, so we thought we would write some to try and get some laughs at fresh laughing material. If you enjoy these Chocolate […]
The Best Funny Shoplifting Jokes
A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while he was trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store. The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, “I’m really sorry. I would rather the police didn’t get involved. I know you probably don’t want all the fuss […]
At the Dublin Court House last Wednesday, Mrs O’Hennessy was charged with shoplifting a tin of peaches from a local supermarket. The Judge asked the prosecuting solicitor, “How many peaches were in the tin?” The prosecuting solicitor replied, “There were four peaches Your Honour”. The Judge said to Mrs O’Hennessy, […]
A seagull in the UK has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the manager isn’t looking and then boldly walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by […]