A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store. The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, “I’m really sorry. I would rather the police didn’t get involved. I know you don’t want any trouble either. How about if […]
The Best Funny Shoplifting Jokes
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At the Dublin Court House last Wednesday, Mrs O’Hennessy was charged with shoplifting a tin of peaches from a local supermarket. The Judge asked the prosecuting solicitor, “How many peaches were in the tin?” The prosecuting solicitor replied, “Four peaches Your Honour”. The Judge said to Mrs O’Hennessy, “You will […]
This guy really does take shoplifting to a new level in this hilarious prank video.
A seagull has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the manager isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull’s […]
