Prison inmates at a correctional facility in Ohio were allowed to shine shoes in order to earn some extra money. One day, a man was having his shoes shined when the prisoner began to complain. “Here I am with a degree and I have to resort to shining shoes”, the […]
The Best Funny shoe
Harold was still quite sprightly at 85 years old and he had always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes, like his favorite golfing hero Freddie Couples used to wear. Having seen some on sale after his weekly round of golf, he bought them and he was so delighted […]
Three sisters, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny had one thing in common, they all had big feet. One day, all three of them were invited to a fancy party where there would be dancing. As they loved dancing but didn’t have any shoes to go dancing in, they went to a […]
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a new pair of dress shoes, size eight. The obviously well trained salesman says to him, “But sir, by just looking at your feet, you should need a size eleven or eleven and a half”. “Just bring me a size […]
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when they came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. They both looked at the ticket, and date stamped on it showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed, and tried to remember which […]