A group of retired deputy sheriffs went on a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room, but nobody wanted to share a room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided that it wouldn’t be fair to make one of them […]
Jokes tagged as: sheriff
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One day, the sheriff sees local redneck Billy Bob walking around town, with nothing on except his boots. The sheriff says to him, “Billy Bob, what in tarnation are you doing walking around town dressed like that?” Billy Bob replies, Well Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the […]
A sheriff walks into a saloon in a Wild West town. He eyes up the customers in the saloon, most of whom are fairly drunk on cheap whisky, and furthermore they look like a pretty dangerous and unpleasant lot. Plucking up his courage, as sheriffs do, he stands tall in […]
