A Sheriff down in rural Texas was driving down the highway when he saw a man who was dumping garbage into a ditch out of his pick-up truck. He stopped his patrol car behind the pick-up truck, walked over to the man and asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in […]
The Best Funny sheriff
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One day, two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office were sent to a farmhouse to answer an emergency call. When they walked into the farmhouse, a quick search revealed the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to […]
A group of retired deputy sheriffs went on a week long retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room, but there was a problem because nobody wanted to share a room with Daryl who snored so badly that they knew they would have […]
One day, the sheriff was cruising around town when he saw local redneck Billy Bob walking around town, with nothing on except his boots. The sheriff pulled over and said to him, “Billy Bob, what in tarnation are you doing walking around town dressed like that?” Billy Bob replied, “Well […]
So a sheriff walked into a saloon in a Wild West town. He eyed up the customers in the saloon, most of whom were fairly drunk on cheap whisky and furthermore they looked like a pretty dangerous and unpleasant lot. Plucking up his courage, as sheriffs do, he stood tall […]