One day, two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office were sent to a farmhouse to answer an emergency call. When they walked into the farmhouse, a quick search revealed the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to […]
The Best Funny sheriff
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A group of retired deputy sheriffs went on a week long retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room, but there was a problem because nobody wanted to share a room with Daryl who snored so badly that they knew they would have […]
One day, the sheriff sees local redneck Billy Bob walking around town, with nothing on except his boots. The sheriff says to him, “Billy Bob, what in tarnation are you doing walking around town dressed like that?” Billy Bob replies, Well Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the […]
A sheriff walks into a saloon in a Wild West town. He eyes up the customers in the saloon, most of whom are fairly drunk on cheap whisky, and furthermore they look like a pretty dangerous and unpleasant lot. Plucking up his courage, as sheriffs do, he stands tall in […]