One winter, Howard and Donald decided to build a skating rink in the middle of a pasture on their farm. A shepherd, who was leading his flock of sheep, decided to take a shortcut across the skating rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and didn’t want to […]
Jokes tagged as: sheep
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping at night, and goes to see his doctor about his problem. The doctor invites the accountant into the consulting room, and asks him what the problem is. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night”, the accountant says. “Have you tried […]
Can you imagine what it must be like to be shipwrecked on a deserted island? A sailing ship was crossing the Pacific Ocean, and one stormy night it san off an atoll in the middle of nowhere. A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were the only survivors of the […]
A ventriloquist who is visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local man, who is sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he will have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke “Good Day, do you mind if I talk to your […]
