The Best Funny Sermon Jokes

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Ah the sermon. For the vicar or preacher it’s one of the most important parts of the church service, but for the poor congregation it’s often the most boring part.

While there are some preachers who are good orators and who can deliver a good sermon that is short and to the point, there are many who seem to drone on and on and send their congregations to sleep.

So here’s to all the sermon jokes and we have a good collection here for you to browse through. Hope you get a good laugh out of them.

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Break Time

Three boys are in the school yard during break time and are bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem and they give him $50”. The second boy says, “Huh that’s nothing. My Dad […]