An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her to walk up the flight of steps. “Where would you […]
The Best Funny Sermon Jokes
Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town out West. One beautiful sunny Sunday morning, she walked down the street to a church that was not […]
Ah the things that young children say and the questions that they ask. You can’t help but laugh, but at the same time it makes you so proud to be […]
There was an old priest from a church in County Cork in the south of Ireland who enjoyed a drink of liquor now and then, but his real passion was […]
Years ago in Ireland, there was a very anti British Catholic priest, who would let it be known in no uncertain terms exactly how he felt about the Brtish and […]
The subject of the preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies”. After a lengthy presentation, he asked the congregation how many of them were willing to forgive their enemies. About […]
During the Sunday Service in the church and right in the middle of his sermon, the visiting Minister suddenly stopped talking and called one of the ushers over to the […]
Three boys were in the school yard during break time and were bragging about their fathers. The first boy said, “My father scribbles a few words on a piece of […]
Ah the demon drink, the root of all evil, or so the church would have you believe. A Catholic priest in Ireland was giving one of his parishioners his usual […]
A vicar gave a really short sermon in just ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length that he spent talking when giving his sermons. He […]
After church one Sunday morning, a family were walking home when the mother commented to her husband, “The choir was awful this morning”. The father commented back to her, “Yes […]
Christmas was finally over and the Pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Thank goodness that’s over for another year! I am so tired.” Her husband looked over at […]