The US Air Force found they had too many officers and NCOs and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of a thousand dollars for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The […]
The Best Funny sergeant
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During a basic army training class, a sergeant was telling his group how a sub-machine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degrees. “But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees”, called out one of the rookies. “Don’t be stupid”, the sergeant […]
The drill sergeant was making his morning announcements to a group of new recruits in an army training camp. “Today, gentlemen”, the drill sergeant said, “I have some good news and some bad news”. There was a pause and a hushed silence as the platoon of new recruits wondered what […]
A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he heard some voices from inside one of the rooms. He slowly and quietly walked up to the room, slammed open the door, and shouted: Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good night. What […]
Have tou heard about the latest British Army cutbacks? As many people know, the government in the UK has been cutting back the military budget for some time now to try and save money. Here is a little story about how desperate these cutbacks have become for our troops out […]