A small town mayor decided to send out pens to the residents that had the message “Got a complaint? Call the mayor” printed on them. One morning the mayor’s phone […]
The Best Funny secretary
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The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started […]
The executive’s wife thought that she would surprise her husband one day, so she dropped by his office unannounced. When she opened his office door, she found him in a […]
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” Her boss practically erupted like a volcano, standing up and thumping his […]
The rather attractive secretary entered her boss’s office one morning, to find him standing there, staring out of the office window. Seeing her enter the room, he proclaimed idly, “It’s […]
One day, a wealthy art collector who was worth millions had an unexpected visit from his laywer. The lawyer said to him: “I have some good news for you, but […]
The boss walked into his office early in the morning one day and discovered that one of his managers was in there, kissing his secretary. To make it worse, the […]
My 45th birthday was a couple of weeks ago and when I woke up I wasn’t feeling great, not to mention the fact that 45 is halfway between 40 and […]
Malcolm had gone to his secretary’s apartment for some hot overtime after work. They had an amazing evening, indeed nothing was spared as they shared just about every act of […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife dropped by his office one day to give him a lunch time surprise. She walked through the lobby […]
A businessman and his secretary, who were overcome by passion, went to his house for an early afternoon quickie. “Don’t worry”, he assured her, “my wife is out of town […]
A Republican senator had been called to his attorney’s office without warning, causing him to be really nervous all the while he was driving across town, as you might expect. […]