A small town mayor decided to send out pens to the residents that had the message “Got a complaint? Call the mayor” printed on them. One morning the mayor’s phone rang and his secretary answered it. “Who was that?” the mayor asked her. “It was a resident with a gripe”, […]
The Best Funny secretary
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The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started writing with a frenzy, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair with arms folded. “What’s the […]
The executive’s wife thought that she would surprise her husband one day, so she dropped by his office unannounced. When she opened his office door, she found him in a rather unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap. Totally taken by surprise but managing to appear only slightly […]
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” Her boss practically erupted like a volcano, standing up and thumping his fist on his desk, almost spilling his cup of coffee. “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” […]
The rather attractive secretary entered her boss’s office one morning, to find him standing there, staring out of the office window. Seeing her enter the room, he proclaimed idly, “It’s certainly going to be a beautiful day today Cynthia”. “I don’t think so”, replied his secretary, “the weather forcast said […]
One day, a wealthy art collector who was worth millions had an unexpected visit from his laywer. The lawyer said to him: “I have some good news for you, but I also have some bad news”. The millionaire replied: “Well, Simon, I tell you what. I have had one heck […]
The boss walked into his office early in the morning one day and discovered that one of his managers was in there, kissing his secretary. To make it worse, the manager literally had the secretary pressed up against a filing cabinet and it sure looked like things were about to […]
My 45th birthday was a couple of weeks ago and when I woke up I wasn’t feeling great, not to mention the fact that 45 is halfway between 40 and 50. Once you reach 50 you are just bloody well old, so needless to say, having reached the point where […]
Malcolm had gone to his secretary’s apartment for some hot overtime after work. They had an amazing evening, indeed nothing was spared as they shared just about every act of passion for hours and hours. However, Malcolm suddenly woke and was horrified to find that it was three in the […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife dropped by his office one day to give him a lunch time surprise. She walked through the lobby of the building, took the elevator to the 9th floor, and then quietly made her way along the corridor to […]
A businessman and his secretary, who were overcome by passion, went to his house for an early afternoon quickie. “Don’t worry”, he assured her, “my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there’s no risk of us getting caught”. As one thing lead to another, the secretary […]
A Republican senator had been called to his attorney’s office without warning, causing him to be really nervous all the while he was driving across town, as you might expect. When he arrived at the office, the attorney said that he had some news for him. His attorney advised him […]