Murphy said to his friend Sean “I failed my driving test”. “That’s too bad Murphy”, Sean replied, “where did you go wrong?” Murphy said “Well, Sean, I was doing fine up and down the hills and through the junctions and then I came to this roundabout”. “What happened then?” Sean […]
The Best Funny Sean
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Sean was on duty as a reservation clerk for the Irish airline Aer Lingus at Dublin Airport. Bridget O’Sullivan called the reservations line to ask if a particular flight had departed yet. While Sean was checking the information for her, one of the office cleaning staff turned on a vacuum […]
Sean purchased a new car, but the very next day he went back to the dealer from whom he bought it. “I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car”, he said. “That’s right, sir,” said Murphy, the salesman. “During the warranty period we will replace anything that breaks”. […]
This is the scene one day in an Irish courthouse, during a murder case. The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “Sean O’Flaherty, you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” Suddenly, a voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!” The judge, […]
A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory in Ireland. Once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins into what can only be described as the biggest disaster the area has ever seen. One of the few survivors is pulled up in front of the board of […]