If you love Seamus Jokes we have a lot of them here for you. Seamus is your stereotypical Irishman. This is a collection of funny Irish jokes featuring Seamus.
Two Irishmen from Galway were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the pictures of the models. I think that’s something that all men have done, well usually in their teens, but this is a small town in Galway where the woman are usually more reserved and men, well […]
The Best Funny Seamus Jokes
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If you love Seamus Jokes we have a lot of them here for you. Seamus is your stereotypical Irishman. This is a collection of funny Irish jokes featuring Seamus.
Seamus, like his friends Paddy, Michael and Murphy is more often than not drunk, as thick as two short planks, a staunch Catholic and a believer in God and miracles.
You can find more classic funny Irish jokes in our Murphy Jokes and Patrick Jokes collections.
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Seamus the blacksmith from a small village in Galway, went to see the doctor with a badly damaged foot. The injury looked really painful and Seamus’s foot had a large black and purple bruise on it. The doctor was surprised, for Seamus was a careful man. I guess you would […]
The owner of some commercial properties in Dublin had three shops available for rent. The three shops were all in a row on the same street. He placed an advertisement in the local paper and the very next day, prospective clients who wanted to rent the properties turned up to […]
Seamus and Patrick are walking through the woods when they came across this big deep hole in the ground. Now this didn’t look like any ordinary hole in the ground. It was really big and it also looked like it was really really deep as well. “Wow that hole looks […]
Patrick and Seamus, two Irish friends, were talking over a drink when Seamus asked, “Have ye seen Murphy lately, Patrick?” Patrick said, “Well, I have and I haven’t”. Seamus looked rather puzzled and asked, “Shure, and what d’ye mean by that?” Patrick said, “It’s like this, you see. I saw […]
Seamus went to Sunday Mass one day and the priest almost fainted when he saw him, because Seamus had never been seen in church in all of his adult life. After the Sunday Mass had ended, the priest approached Seamus and said, “Seamus, I am so pleased you decided to […]
A police officer walked up to two Irish drunks in Galway and said to the first, “What’s your name and address young man?” “I’m Paddy O’Toole, of no fixed address”, the drunk replied. The police officer then turned to the second drunk and asked the same question. “I’m Seamus O’Hare […]
Three old Irish friends, Murphy, Paddy and Seamus, were sitting having a few beers in a bar and somehow the topic turned to dying. After a while they ended up discussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes. Seamus said, “I would like […]
Paddy and Seamus met in a pub and the topic of discussion turned to the illness of a friend of theirs. “Poor Michael Hogan, I’m afraid he’s goin’ to die” says Paddy. “Shure, an’ why would he be dyin’?” asks Seamus. “Ah, he’s gotten so thin lately. You’re thin enough […]
Murphy, Brendan and Seamus are looking for work and they decide to apply for a job on a building site. They have a problem though, they have been told that the foreman on the building site doesn’t like the Irish. Murphy suggests to the other two that they give the […]
