Jokes tagged as:  Seamus Jokes

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Seamus, like Paddy is a stereotypical Irishman and this is a collection of funny Irish jokes featuring Seamus.

Seamus, like his friends Paddy, Michael and Murphy is more often than not drunk, as thick as two short planks, a staunch Catholic and a believer in God and miracles.

You can find more classic funny Irish jokes in our Murphy Jokes and Patrick Jokes collections.

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Illness Of A Friend

Paddy and Seamus met in a pub and the topic of discussion turned to the illness of a friend of theirs. “Poor Michael Hogan, I’m afraid he’s goin’ to die” says Paddy. “Shure, an’ why would he be dyin’?” asks Seamus. “Ah, he’s gotten so thin lately. You’re thin enough […]

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Staggering Home

Seamus ended up staggering home very late one evening, after yet another one of his all too frequent alcohol binges at the local pub with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He carefully took off his shoes in the hallway to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he […]