Seamus was walking along a Belfast street one night when suddenly he was confronted with a masked man who had a gun pointed right at him. The gunman asked him, […]
The Best Funny Seamus Jokes
Patrick, Murphy and Seamus staggered out of a pub in Dublin and flagged down a passing taxi. The taxi driver stopped and seeing that they were so inebriated when they […]
Michael and Seamus were out walking in town and went into a bakery, where Michael snuck three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. Fortunately for Michael, the baker didn’t […]
Paddy and Seamus were having a few pints of Guinness in their local pub and discussing their sexual conquests with local women. Paddy bragged to Seamus, “You know Seamus, I […]
Liam was taking a stroll down by the harbour one day when he saw his friend Seamus walking by the sea wall with a nice looking dog. Liam went over […]
Paddy and Seamus decided to go for a motorcycle ride one sunny but frosty day in early Spring. They had been driving through the countryside for a while when Paddy, […]
Seamus asked his friend Murphy, “At your ripe old age Murphy, which would you prefer to get, Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?” Murphy thought about this for a minute, then replied, “Bejesus […]
Murphy went on a two month business trip that was to take him all over Europe, so he left his cat for safe keeping with his brother, Seamus. Three days […]
The O’Connell twins had bought a secondhand Mercedes car and were taking their friend Paddy for a spin in their new car. As they sped down the street, Paddy called […]
Seamus bought his wife a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, his friend Murphy asked how she was doing with it. “Oh the piano”, Seamus replied, “I persuaded […]
Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past them, loaded up with rolls of turf. Seamus turned and said, “You know what Murphy, I’m gonna […]
Two Irishmen from Galway were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the pictures of the models. I think that’s something that all men have done, well usually in […]