An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and their wives are playing a round of golf on a windy day. The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee, and as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals that she isn’t wearing […]
Jokes tagged as: scottish jokes
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A Scottish couple are returning home from a long holiday in the American Midwest. They were amazed by the different kinds of wildlife that they found in the Midwest, and decide to try and smuggle a couple of pets into the United Kingdom, a snake and a skunk. “How are […]
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into […]
