We love to make fun of the Scottish and this collection of Scottish Jokes is all about that, but in a fun way because we love them really.
Bridget had been working with her “Stammerers Action Group” for some time, but she was struggling to make progress with anyone in the group. She had tried every technique in the book as well as everything else that she could think of, but without any success at all. No matter […]
The Best Funny Scottish Jokes
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We love to make fun of the Scottish and this collection of Scottish Jokes is all about that, but in a fun way because we love them really.
Scottish folk are reputed to all be tight with their money and to all love bagpipes, wear kilts and live off haggis, but we know that’s not true. Or is it?
We hope you enjoy these Scottish Jokes and if you want more, take a look at our Scottish Jokes category.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were all without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the Olympic Games, but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however and each of their attempts to gain entry to the games was met […]
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