The Best Funny scotsman

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What Scotsmen Wear Under Their Kilts

I think by now everyone must have heard stories about what Scotsmen wear under their kilts. Well, a tourist who was visiting Edinburgh, was mightily curious about this fact. Having […]

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The Fastest Thing In Life

An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down and having a few beers, while discussing what is the fastest thing in life. After much deliberation the Englishman […]

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An Australian And A Scotsman

An Australian walked into a pub and stood there at the bar, happening to stand there beside a Scotsman. The two of them got chatting, as you do when you […]

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A Scotsman In Australia

Angus was a young Scotsman who decided to see what it would be like to live in Australia. He flew out to Sydney, where he found himself an apartment in […]

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The Wealthy Arab Sheik

A wealthy Arab sheik was admitted to the hospital for surgery. As the sheik had a rare type of blood, the hospital didn’t have any and none could be found […]

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The Scotsman’s Caddie

This is a good golfing story about the Scotsman’s caddie, one of those stories about how Scotsmen are typically tight with their money. One day, the weather looking fine, a […]

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Scotsman At An English University

Donald McDonald, a Scotsman from the Isle of Skye, went to study at an English university He was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there, […]

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The Construction Site

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinaman were hired as labourers at a construction site. Yes it’s one of those jokes and it’s best if you read it in your […]

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The Prize Cow

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says “Look at that fine English cow.” The Irishman disagreed, saying […]