An Australian walked into a pub and stood there at the bar beside a Scotsman. They got chatting, as you do when you are standing at the bar in a pub and supping a few beers. The Scotsman was talking away with with his best Sean Connery accent and the […]
Angus was a young Scotsman who decided to see what it would be like to live in Australia. He flew out to Sydney, where he found himself an apartment in Kings Cross and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son […]
A wealthy Arab sheik was admitted to the hospital for surgery. As the sheik had a rare type of blood, the hospital didn’t have any and none could be found locally, a call was sent out to try and find anyone who had a match. After several days of searching, […]
One day, a scotsman decided that he would go out and play a round of golf. After standing a while on the green, he asked a boy standing beside him: “Would you be my caddie for today?” “Yes sir”, answered the boy. “You are good in finding lost balls?”, the […]
Donald McDonald, a Scotsman from the Isle of Skye, went to study at an English university He was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there, and after he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him. “And how do you find the […]
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinaman are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “Today, you are in charge of sweeping.” Then he turns to the Scotsman he says, “Today, you are in charge of shoveling.” […]
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says “Look at that fine English cow.” The Irishman disagreed, saying “No, it’s an Irish cow.” The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. “No, it’s a Scottish […]
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