A London lawyer was working on a case in Scotland, when he drove through a stop sign and got pulled over by a Glasgow traffic cop. He thought that he was smarter than the copper because he was a lawyer from London and he was also certain that he had […]
Jokes tagged as: scotland
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It was a terrible winter for the Highlands of Scotland with most of the land being buried under thick snow. It had been colder than normal, and there had been three months of unbroken blizzards, resulting in most of Scotland being covered in a thick blanket of snow that was […]
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands of Scotland. They had been silent for a while, when the lass turned and said to him, “A penny for your thoughts.” The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, “Well, I was […]
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into […]
