I bet that all school teachers dread having a class that has a smart arse kid like Little Johnny. Smart arse kids like Little Johnny always seem to come out on top, yet they are always causing trouble and are full of wise-cracks, intended to wind a teacher up to […]
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This is a child’s view of thunderstorms, When you read this, you will never think of Thunderstorms the same way again. A young girl walked to and from school every day. One morning the weather looked a little dubious and dark clouds were forming, but the young girl still went […]
When I was at high school, my class went on a school trip and the boy I had the hots for at the time sat in the same row as me on the bus. During the whole journey he wouldn’t stop staring at me, he kept looking at my chest. […]
Here is a sweet story about old school memories. On their sixtieth anniversary, an elderly couple took a walk back to their old high school, holding hands all the way. They had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood in the small town that they […]
Every morning a little girl walked daily to school and then in the afternoon she walked back home again. One morning, although the weather was a little dubious and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school that she attended. As the day progressed, the winds […]
Have you noticed how teaching mathematics has changed over the years? Maths is a lot different now to how it was taught in school when we were young. If you have children bring home maths homework I’m sure you will have noticed the differences. Teaching Maths In 1970 […]
This is the message that the staff of a Secondary School in England apparently voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. The whole thing came about because they implemented a new policy, which required students and parents […]
This is an extract from a Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency exam. Name: ________________ Gang: ________________ Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he missed 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 11 times at each drive-by, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he […]
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play. His mother asks him, “What part is it?” The boy tells his Mother, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.” His mother scowls and says, “Oy Vey! Go […]
His mother has barely finished her lunch when her son Little Johnny bursts through the front door of the house with a huge smile on his face, having come home early from school. Surprised to see him so soon, his mother asked, “Why are you home from school so early?” […]
