The Best Funny School Jokes

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Are you ready for some School Jokes?

The experiences of pupils, teachers and parents over the years has given us a wealth of material to make jokes about.

I’m sure just about every one of us can think of at least one occasion from their schooldays that is worth joking about.

We hope you enjoy this collection of School Jokes and we are always looking for more. If you have any funny school stories that you would like to share with us, please leave a comment on one of the jokes.

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School Absence Notes From Parents

School absence notes from parents! We know children sometimes say or write things that come out all wrong, but as parents you ought to know better and at least be […]

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Bad Grades In School

Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went […]

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Wise Old Man

A wise old man retired and moved to a modest home that was near to a junior high school, seeking some peace and quiet in his older years. He spent […]

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If I Were A Millionaire

The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started […]

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Elementary School Teacher

An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students. One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known […]

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School Cafeteria

One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was […]

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Finishing School

The principal of an exclusive girls finishing school, where they teach young ladies to behave “properly” and not like “commoners“, was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today […]

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Smart Arse

I bet that all school teachers dread having a class that has a smart arse kid like Little Johnny. Smart arse kids like Little Johnny always seem to come out […]

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A Child’s View Of Thunderstorms

This is a child’s view of thunderstorms, When you read this, you will never think of Thunderstorms the same way again. A young girl walked to and from school every […]

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School Trip

When I was at high school, my class went on a school trip and the boy I had the hots for at the time sat in the same row as […]

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Struggling To Learn Arithmetic

Little Johnny was really struggling to learn arithmetic, which had his parents concerned about his education and they had tried everything to help him. They got him a maths tutor. […]

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Old School Memories

Here is a sweet story about old school memories. On their sixtieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple took a walk back to their old high school, holding hands all the […]