School absence notes from parents! We know children sometimes say or write things that come out all wrong, but as parents you ought to know better and at least be able to compose a simple absence note, for example an absence note to excuse your child from school. Some of […]
The Best Funny School Jokes
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Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went up to his teacher, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my father […]
A wise old man retired and moved to a modest home that was near to a junior high school, seeking some peace and quiet in his older years. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment, then the new school year began. The very next […]
The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started writing with a frenzy, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair with arms folded. “What’s the […]
An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students. One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe that these answers […]
One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was filled with apples. One of the nuns had written a note that read “Take Only One – God Is Watching” […]
The principal of an exclusive girls finishing school, where they teach young ladies to behave “properly” and not like “commoners“, was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation”, the principal said, “ask yourselves just one question: Is […]
I bet that all school teachers dread having a class that has a smart arse kid like Little Johnny. Smart arse kids like Little Johnny always seem to come out on top, yet they are always causing trouble and are full of wise-cracks, intended to wind a teacher up to […]
This is a child’s view of thunderstorms, When you read this, you will never think of Thunderstorms the same way again. A young girl walked to and from school every day. One morning the weather looked a little dubious and dark clouds were forming, but the young girl still went […]
When I was at high school, my class went on a school trip and the boy I had the hots for at the time sat in the same row as me on the bus. During the whole journey he wouldn’t stop staring at me, he kept looking at my chest. […]
Little Johnny was really struggling to learn arithmetic, which had his parents concerned about his education and they had tried everything to help him. They got him a maths tutor. They bought flash cards. They even enrolled him in a special learning center. They had pretty much tried everything that […]
Here is a sweet story about old school memories. On their sixtieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple took a walk back to their old high school, holding hands all the way. They had got married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood in the small town […]