Are you in the mood for some Saturday jokes? As Elton John would say, “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” and that may be true in some of our jokes, but here at The Laughline, Saturday night’s alright for laughing!
One Saturday evening a teenage girl came downstairs for her date and she was wearing a see through blouse and no bra. Her grandmother, on seeing her dressed like that, threw a right old fit, telling her that she looked like a slut and not to dare to go out dressed […]
The Best Funny Saturday Jokes
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Are you in the mood for some Saturday jokes? As Elton John would say, “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” and that may be true in some of our jokes, but here at The Laughline, Saturday night’s alright for laughing!
We love to have a good laugh and not everyone wants to go out and get “rat assed” on a Saturday night. So crash on the couch, tune in to our Saturday jokes and have a good old laugh on us.
Our jokes are all free, but if you can click on the occasional advert if it looks interesting, that would help us to earn a few pennies to keep going.
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It’s not easy for a man to get his own way, especially if his wife likes him to do things her way, but sometimes with a bit of smart thinking, a man can get his way without it costing him a small fortune. This short story is a good example… […]
Aren’t blonde women wonderful and a great source of material for jokes as well. This is a week in the life of a blonde woman, taken from her diary… Monday: It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The […]
Have you ever had one of those days when everything seems to revolve around threes? Here’s a fun story about a man who had just that. So, Bob got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. He really felt that […]
When it comes to shopping, Beverly Hills is something else. The shops on Rodeo Drive would be more than many of us could afford even just walking through the door. So, a wealthy looking man and a beautiful woman were out shopping one Saturday in Hollywood and walked into a […]
A rancher’s widow was determined to keep her successful husband’s ranch going after he died and left everything to her in his will. However, she knew very little about ranching, and so she placed an advertisement in the newspaper for a ranch hand to help her out. Two cowboys saw […]
On Saturday night my wife and I were at the disco, something we hadn’t done in a long time. Well, there was this guy on the dance floor and he was definitely giving it the old John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever. He was breakdancing, going somersaults and backflips, even […]
Paddy came home after his regular Saturday golf game, and his wife asked why he doesn't include Sean O'Connor in the games anymore.
My doctor told me “Exercise is good for you.” So, I have worked out this easy daily exercise program that I can do anywhere. This is a very old joke, but fits in perfectly with the mood for lockdown during Covid. I hope we will have soon put this all […]
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This is the story of a woman’s week at the gym and I am sure many of you ladies will be able to identify with the hero/victim of this story. Many of us have never been to the gym in our lives, but once you reach middle age, and especially […]
“Show and Tell” is one of those days in the school calendar that is often highly memorable. Marjorie, who is a teacher at a grammar school in Miami, remembers this Oscar worthy “Show and Tell” presentation from one of her students… I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I […]