It was Saturday night in the nursing home and one old man was feeling like a bit of action, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over […]
The Best Funny Saturday Jokes
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Are you in the mood for some Saturday jokes? As Elton John would say, “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” and that may be true in some of our jokes, but here at The Laughline, Saturday night’s alright for laughing!
We love to have a good laugh and not everyone wants to go out and get “rat assed” on a Saturday night. So crash on the couch, tune in to our Saturday jokes and have a good old laugh on us.
Our jokes are all free, but if you can click on the occasional advert if it looks interesting, that would help us to earn a few pennies to keep going.
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Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went […]
These dating ads for seniors were apparently found in a Florida newspaper in an area with a lot of retirement communities. I mean, where else would you expect to have […]
Murphy needed his suit cleaned in a hurry, so he searched the small Bangor town which he was visiting until he found a dry cleaners with a sign that said […]
It started off as a fairly typical Saturday evening in the nursing home. The usual run of the mill game of bingo, followed by a sing-a-long afterwards. An old man, […]
We all know that drinking alcohol at work is pretty much forbidden everywhere these days, but back in the day you used to be able to drink at work, or […]
The Irish Government Department of wages sent a representative out to interview Feargus, who owned a small farm in County Cork, claiming that he had not been paying proper wages […]
This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs […]
So last Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed quietly, made a packed lunch, grabbed the dog, then slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to […]
Two old men who were in their 80’s had been best friends for many years and had played golf together for most of their lives. When it was clear that […]
An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a […]
One Monday morning, the postman was walking the neighborhood on his usual mail delivery route. As the postman approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in […]