It was Saturday night in the nursing home and one old man was feeling like a bit of action, despite his 80 or so years of age. He looked over at the old lady who was sitting next to him and said to her, “I know just what you need […]
The Best Funny Saturday Jokes
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Are you in the mood for some Saturday jokes? As Elton John would say, “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” and that may be true in some of our jokes, but here at The Laughline, Saturday night’s alright for laughing!
We love to have a good laugh and not everyone wants to go out and get “rat assed” on a Saturday night. So crash on the couch, tune in to our Saturday jokes and have a good old laugh on us.
Our jokes are all free, but if you can click on the occasional advert if it looks interesting, that would help us to earn a few pennies to keep going.
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Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went down to the hotel bar, which being a Saturday evening was fairly busy and he soon got chatting to a […]
These dating ads for seniors were apparently found in a Florida newspaper in an area with a lot of retirement communities. I mean, where else would you expect to have dating ads for seniors! Florida and South Florida in particular must have practically 50% of it’s population over retirement age, […]
Murphy needed his suit cleaned in a hurry, so he searched the small Bangor town which he was visiting until he found a dry cleaners with a sign that said “Cleaning and Pressing, 24 Hour Service”. After explaining his needs to Finan, the shop owner, Murphy said, “I’ll be back […]
It started off as a fairly typical Saturday evening in the nursing home. The usual run of the mill game of bingo, followed by a sing-a-long afterwards. An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, given his advanced years, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to […]
We all know that drinking alcohol at work is pretty much forbidden everywhere these days, but back in the day you used to be able to drink at work, or at least after work and sometimes it was encouraged as well. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks […]
The Irish Government Department of wages sent a representative out to interview Feargus, who owned a small farm in County Cork, claiming that he had not been paying proper wages to his staff. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, the representative demanded. “Well”, […]
This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs and can conjure up the most amazing meals, but others really struggle in the kitchen. I’m somewhere in the middle, […]
So last Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed quietly, made a packed lunch, grabbed the dog, then slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out of the garage into a torrential downpour. Not only was it raining hard, […]
Two old men who were in their 80’s had been best friends for many years and had played golf together for most of their lives. When it was clear that Charlie was dying, Daniel went to visit his best friend every day in the old folks home where they both […]
An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose of Viagra. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe to take a double dose of Viagra”, […]
One Monday morning, the postman was walking the neighborhood on his usual mail delivery route. As the postman approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway, suggesting that neither the homeowner or his wife were at work. The front door then opened, and out […]