If you see a fat manWho’s jolly and cute, With a long white beardAnd a red flannel suit, And if he is chucklingAnd laughing away, While flying aroundIn a miniature sleigh With eight tiny reindeerTo pull him along Then let’s face it my friendYour eggnog’s too strong! Ho Ho Ho […]
The Best Funny Santa Claus Jokes
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We received so many funny Christmas pictures this year and as our existing funny Christmas pictures pages were taking a bit too long to load, we thought that like last year, we would make it easier for you to find our new funny Christmas pictures by creating this new page. […]
We found so many funny naughty Christmas pictures this year, we thought we ought to create a special post and keep them together, just in case we upset anyone with some adult themes, bad language or religious blasphemy. If any of these are likely to offend you, just click on […]
These are some lovely endearing letters to Santa Claus that were sent to the North Pole by children who love Christmas and everything that Santa Claus means at this most festive time of the year. Unfortunately, the reality is not what you always expect, especially if you catch the “fat […]
This is a recent announcement from Santa Claus about downsizing at the North Pole and it came as a great shock to the long time employees at North Pole Trading. Dear North Pole Inc. employees. Two of of our reindeer, Donner and Blitzen, have elected to take our new early […]
The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil rights of children. An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge, stated that, “Mr. Claus has been violating children’s right to privacy and has been putting that information in a vast […]
Realising that his son had reached the age of thirteen, a father asked his son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, obviously troubled by this and he suddenly burst into tears. Confused as to what the problem was, the […]
It is Christmas Eve and a man is up on a rooftop about to jump off and end it all. His wife is leaving him for another man. He has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Life has just gone so horribly wrong for […]
I will never forget that Christmas when I was five years old. I had thrown quite a few tantrums that year, as I guess many five year olds do and to my horror, waking up on Christmas Morning, I had just one present and that was a lump of coal. […]
This is a selection of really funny Christmas pictures memes and cartoons that don’t have a specific theme, such as Santa and His Reindeer, or pictures of Snowmen . These are a collection of miscellaneous funny Christmas pictures memes and cartoons that I found really funny and I hope that […]
This is a collection of funny Santa Claus pictures that are part of our funny Christmas pictures collection. I know we are probably biased, but we think this is one of the best collections of funny Santa Claus pictures out there. What do you think? These pictures feature Santa Claus […]
One exceptionally cold December a long long time ago, four of Santa’s elves unfortunately fell ill. This was very unfortunate indeed, as it was set to be the busiest Christmas ever for the fat jolly man and now four of his best toy makers were unable to work. So poor […]