Have you heard about the time Santa Claus had his new calf skin jacket stolen? I’m going to tell you in advance that this is a really terrible joke, a real groaner, but you are going to want to read it anyway aren’t you? Hopefully it’s so bad you will […]
The Best Funny Santa Claus Jokes
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If you see a fat manWho’s jolly and cute, With a long white beardAnd a red flannel suit, And if he is chucklingAnd laughing away, While flying aroundIn a miniature sleigh With eight tiny reindeerTo pull him along Then let’s face it my friendYour eggnog’s too strong! Ho Ho Ho […]
We received so many funny Christmas pictures this year and as our existing funny Christmas pictures pages were taking a bit too long to load, we thought that like last year, we would make it easier for you to find our new funny Christmas pictures by creating this new page. […]
Here’s a fun poem about making Christmas politically correct. If you are like me you probably agree that all this political correctness is a bit daft, but hope you enjoy the poem. ‘Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was a wreckHow to live in a world that’s politically correct?His […]
We found so many funny naughty Christmas pictures this year, we thought we ought to create a special post and keep them together, just in case we upset anyone with some adult themes, bad language or religious blasphemy. If any of these are likely to offend you, just click on […]
These are some lovely endearing letters to Santa Claus that were sent to the North Pole by children who love Christmas and everything that Santa Claus means at this most festive time of the year. Unfortunately, the reality is not what you always expect, especially if you catch the “fat […]
This is a recent announcement from Santa Claus about downsizing at the North Pole and it came as a great shock to the long time employees at North Pole Trading. Dear North Pole Inc. employees. Two of of our reindeer, Donner and Blitzen, have elected to take our new early […]
The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil rights of children. An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge, stated that, “Mr. Claus has been violating children’s right to privacy and has been putting that information in a vast […]
Realising that his son had reached the age of thirteen, a father asked his son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, obviously troubled by this and he suddenly burst into tears. Confused as to what the problem was, the […]
It was Christmas Eve and a man was up on a roof top about to jump off and end it all. His wife was leaving him for another man, he had lost his job and he owed thousands of pounds to the bank. Life had just gone so horribly wrong […]
Santa’s lump of coal. This is something I will never forget, that Christmas Eve when I was just five years old. I had thrown quite a few tantrums that year, as I guess many five year olds do and to my horror, waking up on Christmas Morning, I had just […]
This is a selection of really funny Christmas pictures memes and cartoons that don’t have a specific theme, such as Santa and His Reindeer, or pictures of Snowmen . These are a collection of miscellaneous funny Christmas pictures memes and cartoons that I found really funny and I hope that […]