A prominent politician was pleased to hear that a bakery in a local town that he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. So, pleased as punch, he made time in his schedule to go to this bakery and order this special sandwich for his lunch. He was however […]
The Best Funny sandwich
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As ham sandwiches go, this was perfection. A thick slice of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried the sandwich to the table in our back yard, picked it up […]
Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets, unwrapped them and proceded to eat them. Seeing what they were doing, bringing in their own food to eat instead of buying food from the bar, the barman walked […]
My girlfriend and I went to a local sandwich shop to pick up some sub sandwiches last week. She had trouble deciding which sandwich to order, so she asked the clerk which of two subs was better. Our server didn’t have an opinion, but did say that the first sandwich […]
A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He declined, telling her, “It’s the Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime she again asked if […]
A woman was lying in bed with her lover when suddenly she heard her husband opening the front door downstairs. “Hurry”, she said to him, “stand over here in the corner of the bedroom”. She proceded to rub baby oil all over her lover, then dusted him over with talcum […]
A duck walked into a bar, sat down at a table, looked at the food menu and ordered a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looked at him with amazement and said, “But you’re a duck”. “I see your eyes are working”, replied the duck. “And you talk as well!” […]