A prominent politician was pleased to hear that a bakery in a local town that he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. So, pleased as punch, he made […]
The Best Funny sandwich
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As ham sandwiches go, this was perfection. A thick slice of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners […]
Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets, unwrapped them and proceded to eat them. Seeing what […]
My girlfriend and I went to a local sandwich shop to pick up some sub sandwiches last week. She had trouble deciding which sandwich to order, so she asked the […]
A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast. “Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?” she asked, He […]
A woman was lying in bed with her lover when suddenly she heard her husband opening the front door downstairs. “Hurry”, she said to him, “stand over here in the […]
A duck walked into a bar, sat down at a table, looked at the food menu and ordered a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looked at him with amazement […]