Jokes tagged as:  sandwich

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As ham sandwiches go, this was perfection. A thick slice of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried the sandwich to the table in our back yard, picked it up […]

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Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, took some sandwiches out of their pockets and proceded to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here”, complained the barman. So, the two Irishmen passed their sandwiches across the table to each other. The […]