A woman walked into a saloon in a small Western township and sat down next to a cowboy. She asked him, “Say Mister, are you a REAL cowboy?” He replied, “Well, Mam, I brand calves, I rope steers, I mend fences, ride the range. I also think about cows a […]
The Best Funny saloon
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A big, tought, mean looking cowboy walked into a crowded saloon. The customers all looked around and tried not to stare as he took out his six shooter, waved it in the air, then fired into the ceiling. The saloon went silent, you could have cut the air with a […]
A cowboy walked into the crowded saloon in an old WIld West township, took his pistol out of it’s holster, spun the cylinder and yelled, “I have a Colt 45 here and it’s fully loaded. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”. A voice from the back […]
The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he naturally became their next target. The cowboy walked up to the bar and ordered a beer, but when he finished […]
A young cowboy walked into the saloon in a rough and dusty Western town in Texas. He sat at the counter and couldn’t help but notice an old cowboy sitting with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chowder. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring […]
Young Billy wanted to be the best, the most feared gunfighter in the Old Wild West, so when he spotted Doc Holliday having a beer in a saloon in an old western town, he walked over and asked if he could have a word with him. “Sure, son, what’s on […]
So a sheriff walked into a saloon in a Wild West town. He eyed up the customers in the saloon, most of whom were fairly drunk on cheap whisky and furthermore they looked like a pretty dangerous and unpleasant lot. Plucking up his courage, as sheriffs do, he stood tall […]