After years of frustration, trying to start a family without success, Mr and Mrs Jones decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, “I’m off to the office darling. The man should […]
The Best Funny salesman
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Bob’s wife decided to go out and buy a new car. The salesman at the dealership eyed her up, pointed at a convertible sports car and said, “I recommend this one”. She asked him why and the salesman replied, “Because this car not only looks stylish and will have everyone’s […]
A Coca Cola salesman returned from an assignment in the Middle East, very disappointed with his lack of success. A friend asked him why he hadn’t been more successful with the Arabs. The salesman explained to his friends that when he got posted to Saudi Arabia, he was very confident […]
One day, I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots in a local cemetery. Well, I told the salesman that my husband and I had already discussed where we wanted to be buried and that we had already […]
There was a massive sale advertized at the appliance store sale, a blonde woman went in and found herself a real bargain. “I would like to buy this television”, she told the salesman. “I’m sorry madam, we don’t sell to blondes”, he replied. Really wanting to buy this bargain, she […]
A man was searching through the classified ads in the local paper, looking for a job. His eyes were suddenly drawn to an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman. He figured that being a toothbrish salesman couldn’t be such a bad job, so he called the number in the advertisement. He […]
A salesman dropped in to see one of his customers. To his surprise, not a soul was in the office, except for a big German Shepherd who was emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks with him. The dog looked up […]
A man was filling out a life insurance application, but he was struggling with one of the sections. The insurance salesman saw this and asked him what the problem was. The man replied that he couldn’t answer the question about his father’s cause of death. When the salesman asked him […]
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.” “Humph!” retorted the farmer. […]
Did you know that Christopher Columbus was probably the most amazing salesman that the world has ever known. Sure he is famous for his voyages and for discovering the New World, but behind all the history, he was just an amazing salesman. He started out not knowing where he was […]
A man gets a job as a door to door salesman for a company that sells vacuum cleaners, and like many new sales people, he is really enthusiastic about his job. He goes to the first house in his new sales area, and knocks on the front door. A really […]
A man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at his motel, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting, and so he got the directions for a nearby golf course from the clerk. While he […]