There was a massive sale advertized at the appliance store sale, a blonde woman went in and found herself a real bargain. “I would like to buy this television”, she told the salesman. “I’m sorry madam, we don’t sell to blondes”, he replied. Really wanting to buy this bargain, she […]
The Best Funny salesman
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A man is searching through the classified ads in the local paper, looking for a job. His eyes are drawn to an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman. He figured that couldn’t such a bad job, so he calls the number in the advertisement, goes for an interview and they hire […]
A salesman dropped in to see one of his customers. To his surprise, not a soul was in the office, except for a big German Shepherd who was emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks with him. The dog looked up […]
A man was filling out a life insurance application, but he was struggling with one of the sections. The insurance salesman asked him what the problem was. The man replied that he couldn’t answer the question about his father’s cause of death. When the salesman asked him why, the man […]
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.” “Humph!” retorted the farmer. […]
Did you know that Christopher Columbus was probably the most amazing salesman that the world has ever known. Sure he is famous for his voyages and for discovering the New World, but behind all the history, he was just an amazing salesman. He started out not knowing where he was […]
A man gets a job as a door to door salesman for a company that sells vacuum cleaners, and like many new sales people, he is really enthusiastic about his job. He goes to the first house in his new sales area, and knocks on the front door. A really […]
A man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at his motel, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting, and so he got the directions for a nearby golf course from the clerk. While he […]
A young lad from Texas applied for a salesman’s job at a large department store in Chicago. This store was the biggest in the world, and literally sold everything under the sun. “Have you ever been a salesman before?” the boss asked the Texas lad during his interview. “Oh yes, […]
